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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 16-Aug-2024 16:34:02 JST StefanThinks -
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Aug-2024 18:38:45 JST StefanThinks Them: “No rush”
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Aug-2024 18:18:53 JST StefanThinks In the spirit of deconstructivism cuisine, breaking down dishes to their core ingredients, here are some deconstructed jokes:
My cat is always hungry.
CVS receipts are long.
I am mentally ill.
Cheese.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Aug-2024 14:33:52 JST StefanThinks It couldn't have been all that bad to be a caveman, they lived in caves. That's pretty rad.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Aug-2024 06:33:08 JST StefanThinks Because of Good Samaritan laws, if you see a parked car with a “baby on board” sticker, you're allowed to break the windows.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 12-Aug-2024 13:29:11 JST StefanThinks Are there any good books about glory holes?
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 12-Aug-2024 04:25:28 JST StefanThinks And then Jesus said, “I could heal you, but you need to learn about self-reliance and how not to always rely on handouts. Also, it wouldn't be fair to the people who already suffered.”
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 11-Aug-2024 13:44:57 JST StefanThinks “Yes we Kam”
Wouldn't that be pronounced “Yes we Comm”?
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 00:30:13 JST StefanThinks I am the GOAT of cage fighting! And by goat, I mean I faint on the ground when intimidated.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 13:01:57 JST StefanThinks Trump: Democrats want to take the life of a child in the eighth month, the ninth month, and even after birth.
Democrats: JD Vance likes to fuck furniture, teehee
Republicans: Look, they are repeating falsehoods! We are literally living in a totalitarian Orwellian dystopia!
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 06:26:46 JST StefanThinks Elon Musk suing companies for not advertising on X is a desperate mega incel move.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 02-Aug-2024 12:09:32 JST StefanThinks The Olympic winners bite their medals because they are so delirious and hungry that they think it’s wrapped chocolate.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 02-Aug-2024 06:38:35 JST StefanThinks A new poll shows a majority of Republican voters want someone younger than Donald Trump, now he knows how his ex-wives felt.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 21:57:26 JST StefanThinks I can’t believe Trump cut the NABJ interview short before telling them about the sneakers.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 29-Jul-2024 13:02:54 JST StefanThinks The Republicans call their adversaries communist pedophiles that steal elections, but don’t like it if you call them “weird.”
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2024 02:28:41 JST StefanThinks Murderous villain: You can run, but you can’t hide!
Me: Ha! That’s your first mistake! I can’t run.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2024 00:43:35 JST StefanThinks White guys like to think they are smarter than everyone else, but they sure do keep forgetting to logout of their own accounts when they’re trying to post to their black woman puppet account.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2024 14:15:51 JST StefanThinks Plot twist: The failed sniper's pocket only contained a passport from the United States of Trumpland, which said his birth year was 2076, and a broken flux capacitor.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 00:56:05 JST StefanThinks Fourth of July is over, so don't forget to put away your Independence Day “America sucks” posts and resume the everyday “America sucks” posts.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2024 14:31:07 JST StefanThinks Going to leak the SCOTUS majority opinion memo on raising the price of Costco rotisserie chicken to really rile up the electorate.