i miss the good old days when nobody knew or gave a shit who the ceo of a company was
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Jun-2025 14:05:12 JST Stefan
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 08-Jun-2025 23:32:07 JST Stefan
Make sure you check what your kids are watching online. I caught my two-year-old watching a YouTube video of an elderly laughing asian man in a tiny bathtub full of flowers, and my kid got very upset when I changed it.
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jun-2025 13:47:34 JST Stefan
My house would be so much cleaner if you could pressure wash indoors.
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jun-2025 08:59:20 JST Stefan
I reject your rules. It’s Enchilada Tuesday.
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 20-May-2025 03:27:57 JST Stefan
I came here to eat crab rangoons and post bangers and I've never posted a banger in my life.
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 15:38:51 JST Stefan
Let’s start our own political party that doesn’t
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 17:21:13 JST Stefan
Don't destroy the piece of you that is cringe. Destroy the piece of you that cringes.
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 09-May-2025 10:45:36 JST Stefan
Ugh, I keep writing Pope Francis on all my tithes!
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 15:31:20 JST Stefan
I bet Abraham Lincoln wore a stovepipe hat because he was being Ratatouille'ed by a ferret (also wearing a stovepipe hat).
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 06-May-2025 23:43:26 JST Stefan
I miss the good old days before I realized everyone in charge was a piece of shit.
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 06-May-2025 22:42:50 JST Stefan
I’m working on solving one of the most complex mathematical equations known to humanity: the perfect tortilla chip to queso ratio to allow you to finish both at the same time.
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 02:12:54 JST Stefan
My only god is the step tracker.
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 14:11:51 JST Stefan
Spouse Math
“You ate the snack I was saving for later” = divorce
“I ate the snack you were saving for later” = You snooze, you lose
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 21:11:51 JST Stefan
I think a good villain superpower would be sinkholes because no one ever questions or investigates them. People will be like, “Well, the earth just randomly swallowed up Ron. I guess God works in mysterious ways.”
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 19:23:14 JST Stefan
Once you start snow skiing, it's all downhill from there. It's a slippery slope.
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 18:24:21 JST Stefan
In England, air fryers are called air chippers.
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 04:18:44 JST Stefan
Happy Earth Day, Earth, I got you these microplastics and greenhouse gas emissions! 🎁
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 02:50:31 JST Stefan
Don't talk to me until I've had my morning bucket of spaghetti.
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 12-Apr-2025 14:44:35 JST Stefan
I need a memento style tattoo that I should change the filter on the hvac in the spring before my kids and I get really bad allergies.
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Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 12:33:34 JST Stefan
We wouldn't be in this mess if we replaced money with pine cones as legal tender like I said, but nobody listens to me.