Notices by Stefan (stefanthinks@beige.party)

I need a memento style tattoo that I should change the filter on the hvac in the spring before my kids and I get really bad allergies.

We wouldn't be in this mess if we replaced money with pine cones as legal tender like I said, but nobody listens to me.

Once I posted that I always clap for someone performing on stage(unless hateful obvs) and some lady started arguing she won't if they weren't good because she doesn't want to give people false hope. Ok, calm down, no one is moving out to LA because Agnes from HR clapped.

Like god forbid someone be encouraged to keep doing something they are passionate about and mustered up the courage to share because you think it's a waste of their time like you are some roman emperor giving thumbs ups or downs.

Using slurs and hate speech makes you a bigot, it doesn't matter who you voted for or if they won or lost. Don't normalize it.

Did a woman’s post about men personally attack your feelings? Were you obligated to tell her why generalizations are wrong? You may be entitled to compensation. Dial 1-800-BUTT-HURT

Son: Daddy, who do you love more? Me or my brother?

Me: Well, I love you both equally in your own unique ways. For example, your brother is cool as hell.

I used to think it was oversimplistic and naive, but I guess there is truth in the song: money can’t buy you love.

It's shameful and horrific how we are sending innocent people to secret prisons and depressing how the general US population is apathetic about it. We cannot allow mistakes or collateral damage when human lives are at stake.

Bring Andry back home.
Bring Andry back home.
Bring Andry back home.
Bring Andry back home.
Bring Andry back home.
Bring Andry back home.
Bring Andry back home.
Bring Andry back home.
Bring Andry back home.
Bring Andry back home.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-immigration/the-makeup-artist-donald-trump-deported-under-the-alien-enemies-act

Happy April Fool’s Day! The executives at Poor People Bone Broth Inc. will be releasing a whimsical and outlandish press release later today that we paid a marketing agency to create to pull one over on everyone and prove that we are human and have a human sense of humor just like all you humans do.

Good news: IT security has implemented a new single sign-on process for all employees

Bad news: Signing on is the single activity you will be doing for the entire day.

“Relax, don't do it” is my favorite song about to-do lists.

Wow, when a politician breaks the law, they are held accountable and face consequences for it? What a quaint form of government.

My five-year-old keeps asking for protein drinks but I tell him I don't think that's a good idea (I don't want him to bulk up and get swole so he can kick my ass when I tell it's bedtime).

An interesting thing about the war plan messages is how often they mention Biden and Europe, showing the decision wasn't about military necessity but about petty political grudges. It's like Mean Girls controlled bombs and assassination drones.

In Australia, Toyotas drive on the left side of the road because of the corolla effect.

Now that Teslas have more rights than people, they are going to be able to vote.

When I was a kid, we didn't have all these ridiculous laws about car seats and seatbelts. My friends and I would just ride down the highway in the back of a pickup. God rest their souls.

Me: So then the US president proclaimed that a brand of cars are protected by laws against hate crimes.

George Orwell: Man, what are you smoking? Get the fuck out of here!

I just planted some veggies in my prepper garden. Now, I’ll be ready for the apocalypse as long as it doesn't come too soon or last more than 2-3 days.