Notices by StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)

Introverts, watch like no one is dancing.

Don't forget to take a break from doom-scrolling and stay doom-hydrated. Maybe get some doom-food or a take a doom-shower.

MAGA voters finding out tariffs will increase prices for their favorite products - leopards ate their faces.

USA finding out RFK Jr is in charge of HHS - new flesh-eating bacteria ate all of our faces.

I am disappointed with the pedantics on this site. Not one person has pointed out that panini is the plural form of panino and my avatar only has one panino. I have to do everything around here!

All I have to say is the deep state really dropped the ball these last few years.

Don’t let my new avatar fool you. You wouldn’t understand the twisted world I live in.

Here’s a little taste of my dark humor:

What kind of jacket farts the most? The windbreaker.

I’ll probably lose followers because of this, but I don’t care because it’s frickin funny.

I’m a little weirded out when the vet staff refer to me as my dogs’ “dad.” I see them more like siblings or roommates, no reproduction was involved.

“No, I'm fine, everything’s fine.”

Like this person who thinks all Latinos are undocumented immigrants that can somehow vote.

Hell hath no fury like a White Liberal showing their racism by scapegoating and scolding minority groups that didn’t vote 100% Democrat, ignoring the fact that more than 80% of the people who voted for Trump were White.

Just because an asshole won the election doesn't mean you have to be one too.

Fuck around and find out that there are no consequences.

People are like, “Not only am I canceling my Washington Post subscription to show my disdain for Jeff Bezos, but I am ordering a ‘Jeff Bezos Sucks’ bumper sticker from Amazon with next-day delivery!”

Tucker Carlson claims that a demon attack left him bleeding in bed.

Dude, that's called “guilt.”

After careful consideration, I believe it's important to remain impartial during this election. Therefore, I have chosen not to endorse any presidential candidate at this time. Having said that, I would also like to say fuck trump, he’s a piece of shit.

The world’s greediest man says we need to be poorer.

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-economy-trump-hardship-b2637850.html

Heads up: Get all your broken McFlurry machine jokes out now. The FTC just made an exception so third parties are allowed to fix McDonald's ice cream machines.

Wait, did you say I was being “coquettish” or “cokehead-ish”?

Costello: Can I play with your dog?

Abbott: You want to play with my Shih Tzu?

Costello: What the fuck? No, I don't want to play with your shit zoo! I want to play with your dog…

Wait. So Elon Musk is offering $100 to get people to vote for Republicans? The thing that they accused George Soros of doing?