Notices by S.T.E.F.A.N. (stefanthinks@beige.party), page 2

The thing I love about the stock market is that when it does well, I don’t get anything, but if it does bad, everything pays less and costs more.

I was able to download Claude’s source code, does anyone happen to have a spare data center laying around that I can run it on?

Do not try this at home (Doomscroll and cringepost at work).

Governor McCheese stared at his phone, knowing it was Hamburglar’s lawyers seeking to stay the execution. McDNA evidence and confessions from 2 Fry Guys exonerated him from being the HamStrangler serial killer. McCheese would let an innocent man die, admitting the error would hurt his reelection bid

"It's ok. I'm using racism/homophobia/transphobia to show the hypocrisy of this person I dislike, and give them a taste of their own medicine. I'm not racist/homophobic/transphobic." They say gleefully before their elation turns to defensive rage when you ask them to stop using slurs.

Working on a sensor for the garage door so the home automation will turn the night light in my room red if I leave the garage open

If you choose not to watch Zootopia 2 because it is copaganda, that is fine, I respect your decision. I, myself, am able to separate the art from the artist (downloaded the pirated version dubbed in Italian with Japanese subtitles).

Travel Website: Choose the Refundable Booking Option for an additional 20% to cancel “for free”!

My brain: That’s a real nice trip plan you got there, it’d be a real shame if something were to happen to it.

“I’m going to start a company called macrohard, get it? It’s a joke. Because it’s the opposite of microsoft. Get it???” – every 12yo since the 90s

“I’m going to start a company called macrohard, get it? It’s a joke. Because it’s the opposite of microsoft. Get it???” – Elon Musk last week

The chief export of Chuck Norris was copaganda that demonized marginalized people. Did I do the meme right?

I bet being consumed by the swallowing undulations of quicksand would be great for my back.

Sorry, I was vague-posting obscure song lyrics that sound like cringey hot takes on current events, it was just a coincidence.

Hello grandma? Someone just told me they were not attracted to me, yet you told me several times that I am the handsomest boy in the world, so like, I'm just trying to figure out what's going on and who is lying to me.

I don’t know how it’s possible, but I am in a state of simultaneously having too many charging cables and not enough charging cables.

Kid Rock claiming Bad Bunny only got the Super Bowl because of DEI, while Rock cancels tour dates and Bad Bunny sells out stadiums, is the perfect metaphor for the oblivious, jealous conceit of white grievance.

a sleeping three-year-old is the perfect weighted blanket

since the debate over accurate casting in movies has come up again, i would like to point out that none of the actors who have portrayed superman ever possessed the ability to fly.

first of all, i am insulted you doubt my kindergartner was the one who wrote his report on mlk jr, and secondly, it’s not a conspiracy theory, it’s well-documented that the fbi was involved in his assassination.

i heard they are planning a really big boycott, some are even saying it will be a mancott

greg bovino can finally return to his true passion at his old job as a monster npc in wolfenstein 3d