In a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court ruled that “we're just making this shit up as we go.”
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2024 14:28:38 JST StefanThinks
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 03:37:58 JST StefanThinks
Moose Cop? I haven't heard that name in years. But I'm sure he's out there.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 12:50:37 JST StefanThinks
Microdosing having hobbies by having ADHD.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 15:25:27 JST StefanThinks
Oh, you think it's funny to mock ADHD, the condition I have struggled with since I was born? Well, I have something to tell you! What were we just talking about?
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 07:06:36 JST StefanThinks
My new underwear has a phone pocket
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 25-Apr-2024 14:31:51 JST StefanThinks
Only people who have seen the deleted scenes on the Malay special edition 20th Anniversary LaserDisc of Perfect Strangers will get this next joke…
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Apr-2024 14:47:04 JST StefanThinks
I'm going to get a tattoo of a QR code and when people snap it, it's going to open a Bing search for “jommy fallan.”
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 11:39:21 JST StefanThinks
Reposting this so more people see it and to see if the mods delete it again:
What kind of jacket farts the most?
A windbreaker.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 11:31:49 JST StefanThinks
You should stop using the word “taint”. The proper word is “tisn’t.”
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-2024 19:24:18 JST StefanThinks
You know Elon Musk has gone off the deep end when he is reposting unverified rumors of Ashley Biden’s diary that even Project Veritas was like “hold up, this seems sketchy, we might lose credibility if we publish it.”
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 18:40:16 JST StefanThinks
Linguistics is a portmanteau of Linguini and Breadsticks.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 11:49:48 JST StefanThinks
Inspired by Stephen Hawking, to test if time travel is possible, I threw a party for time travelers but sent out the invitations afterward to see if anyone came.
Nobody came, but I don't know if it’s because time travel doesn't exist or everyone hates me.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2024 12:59:32 JST StefanThinks
I have a calculus joke, but it's too derivative, like all my jokes.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 15:49:24 JST StefanThinks
How does Elon Musk expect to take humankind to Mars when he's so busy on X reposting white replacement theories, posting pizza pocket memes from 2013, and doing customer service for hate group mouthpieces?
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 06:53:49 JST StefanThinks
Dance like no one is watching, make everyone avert their eyes in embarrassment for you.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 03:37:40 JST StefanThinks
Me: [Does a YouTube search for coding tutorials]
YouTube: Here’s the 50 blackhead popping videos you asked for.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 16:26:08 JST StefanThinks
Oh, your screen name is a pun, I get it. [shrugs mentally, doesn't get it]
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 07:25:47 JST StefanThinks
We can't pay you, but this gig will give you great exposure to even more people who don't want to pay for your work.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 04:39:36 JST StefanThinks
Sorry for the web outages, my mom picked up the phone downstairs even though I yelled “Don’t use the phone. I'm on the internet!” and it made the “Pshhh kkkkkkrrrraaaaa ong dee ong errrrrrr eeeeeeeeeeeee.”
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2024 10:27:42 JST StefanThinks
“Go touch grass” is something people who spend too much time on the internet get told by people who spend too much time on the internet.