Notices by Robert Link (phaedral@mastodon.social), page 6

@holeinthehead2 Keith doesn't think Morning Joe has grasped this yet, eh? #DiaperDon and the #CouchFucker

@GottaLaff I'm "doing" masto in a web browser. May I inquire what app you're using?

"Like I said, a successful relationship requires reciprocity otherwise it’s simply an exercise in abuse.

After 9 years, I’m done.

I have no desire to reach out to or understand any Trump voter, especially after the 2024 election. I’ve seen enough. They voluntarily chose the most corrupt, dishonest, criminal, unqualified man on Earth to lead the most powerful nation."

#Trump #media #BothSidesism #FalseEquivalence #Thanksgiving
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"It includes the young members who will never be able to compete in a kleptocracy, the old members who after contributing to society their whole lives deserve respect – not the insinuation that they’re
'takers,' and the middle-aged ones like me who are looking at the younger and older generations and wondering how we are going to hold them both up without falling below the waves ourselves."

#Trump #family #Thanksgiving
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@spocko @ArenaCops What? "Media" is complicit? #shockedshocked

@staringatclouds #DiaperDon and the #CouchFucker is my preferred shorthand for the nazi traitor.

@WarnerCrocker Nine people at a table, a nazi sits down with them, no one leaves. Ten nazis at the table.

Fuck "getting along" with nazis because they are "family." Punching Nazis in the dick, every chance we get, is way more important and valuable.

Trump's plan to use tariffs to force agricultural producers to move production to the United States, while simultaneously using the army to expel the workforce they need to do so is really some next-level strategic genius thinking.

@autonomysolidarity "There is no streaming, just download-and-wipe."

#shockedshocked

@AkaSci @mastodonmigration I really couldn't care less about other services, and wish to heck the service being sold wasn't blowing up my feed. Shocker, a new service funded with some $15million in VC is trying to capture mastodon. #shockedschocked

@nyrath Nice to know someone else out there thinks "Nemiah Scudder" once in a while!

I am re-reading Robert Heinlein's Revolt In 2100 and becoming depressed.

Especially the Postscript "Concerning Stories Never Written", about the rise of Nehemiah Scudder.

Chump’s cult happily bought his shitty, ugly shoes, his worthless NFTs, and donated money to his fraudulent wall fundraiser; you thunk the morons will give any grief about paying his idiotic tariffs? They’ll fork that money over with a slack-jawed, dopey smile and his approval ratings will go up as the world’s economy predictably tanks.

@privateger Well, now I wanna learn me some Haskell!!! #perl

My #2degrees phone has started hanging up international calls after exactly 15 minutes.

That sinking feeling when you hear "We're experiencing greater call volumes than usual...".

Then after 30 minutes of awful quality hold music, they have no idea about the problem, and have to escalate to "a back office".

Thanks for wasting half an hour of my life, 2 Degrees.

@SomaFMrusty Spotted a "Suburbs of Goa" t-shirt in the wild today! Made me feel so good!

@GottaLaff "Bibi wants to really focus on leveling Gaza, no more time to waste on Lebanon."

“The addition of special anti-climbing, non-stick aluminum sheeting on the building’s streamlined, Art Deco-style facade should prevent any gorilla, no matter how large, from seeking refuge atop the grand skyscraper,” prjoect leader and former governor Alfred Smith told reporters. —The Onion Presents Our Dumb Century

#Page42
#HashTagGames

"21. Revere the highest power in the universe, the power that makes use of all things and presides over all."

But I was tempted to just write "21." B^)

#Page42 #HashTagGames

Rules of the game:
- Grab the nearest book
- Turn to page 42
- Find the 2nd sentence
- Post the sentence in a toot with the hashtag & write the rules as a comment to it

- Don't look for your favorite, coolest or wittiest book. Go for the closest.