Notices by Jen! Please Clap (itsjennotgoblin@goblin.camp)

@inthehands unfortunately, SCOTUS has said racial profiling is fine for these clowns, so I doubt they care
https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/blog/supreme-courts-decision-racial-profiling-immigration-raids/

I want to talk about the cinematic masterpiece that is the 1980 film version of Flash Gordon. This is unironically my favorite movie of all time. There will never be another film like it in our lifetime. 🧵

We saw One Battle After Another tonight and I,,,did not like it! And I'm gonna need some fellow leftists to tell me why they're loving it tbh, because I have some THOUGHTS

@edstink @Thomas Jake.

@edstink @breakfastgolem @Thomas no, I just wanna know where/how you got this lmao

@breakfastgolem @edstink @Thomas you know it's AI bc no McDonald's kitchen gives workers that much space

@edstink @breakfastgolem @Thomas I don't remember him having a butt per se. Just a giant flared butt plug shape tbh

Imagine just remembering stuff without having to immediately write it down or put it in your calendar. Couldn't be me.

Getting a phone call about an ex who has been out of your life for YEARS is wild. WTF.

@AnthonyJK it's incredibly wild to see people losing their mind over this because I PROMISE you that if you did an ACTUAL AUDIT (not this move fast and break stuff bullshit currently happening) of Tesla or really, the vast majority of private corporations, you would find a SIGNIFICANTLY higher percentage of waste there.

@AnthonyJK @MutualAidNet @mutualaid @mutual_aid @MutualAidVisibility I don't understand why other people get so mad at people needing help

Last night we watched Gladiator 2 and lol. Lmao even.

@Aleums yeah. We have basketball games 4 of the next 6 days this week 😭😭

@Louisa @WhiskeySailor Here's your Terrorism Wrapped! 2024

This year you participated in two genres, corporate and international.

Your two favorite artists were Luigi Mangione and the Palestinian people.

@Louisa @Aleums pepper jane

@thiswomanswerk this has no right to be this funny 😭

I'll never not boost a post shitting on Reagan

What conservative fuckhead got a hold of editorial power of SCOTUS blog?!?

"Supreme Court strikes down Chevron, curtailing power of federal agencies"

Is EXTREMELY a right wing headline. Federal agencies that weren't "law enforcement " based were not OUT OF CONTROL. And even if they WERE, what would that even look like?!?

"Oh NOOOOOO, we have aggressively clean water nationwide?" "Oh nooooooooo, we aren't dumping toxic waste willy nilly into the ground next to poor people's homes?!?"

Anyway, what the combination of the Corner Post and the Chevron Deference cases really mean for the rest of us is that anyone can sue at any time for "harms" caused by government agencies (e.g. your forestry company is 'harmed' by it's inability to log due to EPA regulations) even if that regulation has been in place for decades, AND that when/if there is ANY ambiguity in the law (such as the inability to predict future technology), the courts will interpret the intent, meaning, and constitutionality of the law instead of the experts in the field familiar with the language of the particular field.

Joe Biden is a rabid dog who should be beaten to death with a stick, but in the face of this Presidential Immunity decision it would be nice if he could be rabid about anything of consequence that would HELP people.

Forgive all student loans. Write an EO setting nationwide rent control. Better yet, eminent domain every property that's not a primary residence. Arrest MTG and Clarence Thomas and Mitch McConnell and throw them in Guantanamo. Who cares?!? You're apparently allowed to do anything, so go fuckin nuts, old man!!