Notices by the jaker 2 (edstink@normal.style)

I’m so, so sorry, but “deadly fettuccini outbreak” is the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks

@Thomas

@breakfastgolem @ItsJenNotGoblin @Thomas should I have CW’d Grimace’s fat juicy ass?

@ItsJenNotGoblin @breakfastgolem @Thomas is this, like, a Mandela effect thing? I always remember Grimace being a PAPG

ABRAHAM: Do you self suck at us, sir?
SAMPSON: I do self suck, sir.
ABRAHAM: Do you self suck at us, sir?
SAMPSON: [Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say ay?
GREGORY: No.
SAMPSON: No, sir, I do not self suck at you, sir, but I self suck, sir.

Like, 5 years ago, this would be the funniest Parody you could have written. Genuinely what can you even do about this?

When you edge your precum goes back into your balls like when you swallow a throw up

https://consequence.net/2025/01/charli-xcx-brat-remix-vinyl-white-powder/amp/ This is corny as fuck

Simpsons funny

Looking like we will get to bring him home on Thursday

I mean come ON

We signed up for a “raw dog food co-op.” Can’t wait to be one of those people who posts IG reels of the raw chicken livers and fish eyes they prepare for their dogs.

Hey

@Aleums is this from gamer thrones?

Merry Christmas from your friend Ed Stink

Think I’m gonna buy a guitar

Bought a guitar

@Aleums the TI Virus aka the Rubber Band Man plague (sorry)

I am not a man. I am not a woman. I am normal.