Notices by BreakfastGolem, Normalized (breakfastgolem@goblin.camp)

You know, I disagree with the term "genderfluid." It is CLEARLY more of a plasma or perhaps something non-Newtonian.

Does gender have a triple point? What if you have a genderfluid under pressure? What if you compress gender into densities greater than that of a neutron star? Scientists are wondering these things.

Oh please, don't act like you don't also have a gigantic, ominous, gold-and-skull-encrusted throne that just appeared in your living room.

We really need to start killing fascists again.

Why is the chicken sandwich logo like this
Are sandwiches sexy now

@anime_reference @healyn Good skill to have for totally normal reasons.

@healyn Just having a good time. Nothing suspicious. Totally normal.

@healyn Me neither. Just a bit; nothing he'd notice missing. I don't have any skills in hacking and electronic systems interference, not at all. Just saying it to let people know.

One of my issues with vore is that it isn't casual or easy. It seems to be all-consuming.

When building a new computer, make sure to run it for one hour without the CPU heatsink or fans to preheat the processor so it bakes evenly and gets a crispy crust.

Many experienced techs use thermal paste for the CPU but I prefer raclette because it melts well and has a sweet, nutty flavor.

@Aleums (busts into this thread in a different spot) HEY SAM SHAI HALUD HEH GET IT
IT'S DUNE

I bought four spray bottles but I don't remember for what or why i got four in the first place. Maybe I can use one for some kind of household cleaning solution, another for the stuff I use to clean my car, and perhaps a third for cooking oil. I dunno. Or I can throw them at someone. Whatever works.

New Mogwai album sounds like Explosions In The Sky, which is not a compliment.

Can't believe Mastodon banned TikTok 😔

Mastodon can't radicalize me because I'm already pretty rad. :thinkergunsunglasses:

(accidentally televises the resistance) oops sorry

@Aleums shut UP

@Aleums :point_left_hmn_g1: nerd

Just found a Zune in a drawer.