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There it is, folks.

Crabonated beverage

Metaphor when metaphive walks in

hey yall sun blew up

who wants some tea
i said
WHO WANTS SOME FUCKIN TEA

Me: :ms_eyes:
The abyss: :ms_eyes:

Spicy chili crisp cereal

So what are some good tech news sites that aren't pro-AI? Really getting tired of Gizmodo's shit.

Mastodon's reserves are secure

What's your fruitsona?

@ItsJenNotGoblin @edstink @Thomas Following closely to discover Jake's fate.

@ItsJenNotGoblin @edstink @Thomas He searched "grimace's fat juicy delicious donk" on the internet.

I would NEVER enjoy something

Can't believe some people here consume media

The coffee MMO was okay but there was way too much grinding.

You know, I disagree with the term "genderfluid." It is CLEARLY more of a plasma or perhaps something non-Newtonian.

Does gender have a triple point? What if you have a genderfluid under pressure? What if you compress gender into densities greater than that of a neutron star? Scientists are wondering these things.

Oh please, don't act like you don't also have a gigantic, ominous, gold-and-skull-encrusted throne that just appeared in your living room.

We really need to start killing fascists again.

Why is the chicken sandwich logo like this
Are sandwiches sexy now