Notices by BreakfastGolem, Normalized (breakfastgolem@goblin.camp), page 2

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Please excuse me while I clean my keyboard.

@Aleums Never really got into them. I tried a few albums here and there but it primarily sounded like people messing with synths and stuff as opposed to any kind of structured sounds.

It is my birthday. Give me boosts.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna buy a missile. I'm gonna be the only person on Mastodon with a missile. What kind? Who knows. Why do I have it? Who cares. Will I be able to fire it? Doesn't matter!

@siege @Louisa "It's-a me, Mario! We met-a at the bar last-a night!"
"Hey-a, it's-a Mario again! Waho! Let's hang out!"
"Mario here. Please reply?"
"Did I do something wrong"
"imat the b arr gainrg wherefrf atretg youg pldze ii wanans seeee youe aginan"

Lemon
Lemoff

Me: AI, make a video of amazing gymnastics.
AI: gotcha

@siege SNAKE AND INSECT ACTION

Achieve the true man-shape by fasting until you become a toroidal cylinder with infinite surface area but no volume.

If only there was a normal Mastodon instance where normal people could post completely normal things.

Keyboard nerds be like "yeah i got these keycaps on drop for $90, the board is custom-soldered with handmade japanese switches, cost me $380 for this setup but i might get a smaller 30-key for my daily"

please cw your thoughts and motives

https://jalopnik.com/another-billionaire-wants-to-take-a-submersible-to-tita-1851504116

Another billionaire wants to take a submarine ride? Perfect. Let's keep this trend going.

Gosh, I really had to go to the bathroom! I feel much better now. Gonna head down to the kitchen to (falls down the falls down the stairs)

Pretty much everyone: hey car companies please make a small, compact, cheap simple EV car pls
Car companies: lol heres our new $100,000 900 horsepower EV SUV that weights 8000 pounds and is legally classified as a skyscraper

Happy birthday, marijuana!

One of my neighbors has been trimming his lawn with an edge cutter for the LAST THREE FUCKING HOURS.

Reading is my passione

Happy Intergalactic Women's Day (women who span galaxies, their spines dwarfing the very filaments themselves, arms extended across vast swathes of time)