Notices by BreakfastGolem, Normalized (breakfastgolem@goblin.camp), page 2

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Me: AI, make a video of amazing gymnastics.
AI: gotcha

@siege SNAKE AND INSECT ACTION

Achieve the true man-shape by fasting until you become a toroidal cylinder with infinite surface area but no volume.

If only there was a normal Mastodon instance where normal people could post completely normal things.

Keyboard nerds be like "yeah i got these keycaps on drop for $90, the board is custom-soldered with handmade japanese switches, cost me $380 for this setup but i might get a smaller 30-key for my daily"

please cw your thoughts and motives

https://jalopnik.com/another-billionaire-wants-to-take-a-submersible-to-tita-1851504116

Another billionaire wants to take a submarine ride? Perfect. Let's keep this trend going.

Gosh, I really had to go to the bathroom! I feel much better now. Gonna head down to the kitchen to (falls down the falls down the stairs)

Pretty much everyone: hey car companies please make a small, compact, cheap simple EV car pls
Car companies: lol heres our new $100,000 900 horsepower EV SUV that weights 8000 pounds and is legally classified as a skyscraper

Happy birthday, marijuana!

One of my neighbors has been trimming his lawn with an edge cutter for the LAST THREE FUCKING HOURS.

Reading is my passione

Happy Intergalactic Women's Day (women who span galaxies, their spines dwarfing the very filaments themselves, arms extended across vast swathes of time)

@PublicChaffinch @siege Oof. Absolute scumbag.

@siege I feel like it was deliberately that bad on purpose, like a renegade art installation of sorts. I mean, I wish it was true.

I'm always polite and understanding with people I don't know, not because it's the correct and nice thing to do, but because I secretly fear that they might be a secret Nobody/John Wick-style assassin who might swear vengeance if I wrong them in any way.

@siege remember in the nobody movie where nobody was like "im the nobody guy" to all the guys and then he nobodied all of them

@siege CHOOSE

George Huge Wet Bush