Notices by Louisa (louisa@mastodon.xyz)

@Taweret the Sonicverse taxonomy is actually very simple

Nothing beside remains
Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

@loren if you see a needle sign at the side of the road, that says
Fif-teen miles to the SHRIIIIIMP STAAAACK!

Gengar euphoria

@WhiskeySailor Getting Called a Terrorist Year in Review

It's my birthday 🎉

Today I want you to have yourself a little treat, for me

#Monsterdon

I made a free coloring page for your enjoyment, happy holidays!! 🎉🎊🎉🎊

https://ko-fi.com/s/644ac44b5b

@Aleums [thinking very hard] .......miss cheese

@Aleums womanchego

Ok, so you missed the guaranteed Xmas delivery deadline. I fall into a time hole myself sometimes, I get it. But if you want to order anything else from my shop this week, I guarantee I'll put it in the mail the very next day

There's still a good chance it'll arrive in time, especially if you live in or near the Northeast. (I can't make promises about that part, but you and I will both hope for the best)

https://ko-fi.com/louisah/shop

Microplastics NO!
Macroplastics YES!

Why not buy some dice as a gift or a little treat? All handmade by me!! These pictures don't even include all of them!!! Gift wrap available!!!!

https://ko-fi.com/louisah/shop

It's just occurring to me that a lot of these mysteries were pretty solved actually

#Distractodon

I got my #Monsterdon shirt finally!

🩷👙🧡☄️💛🌜💚🦖🩵🐬💜🔮

https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/

What's the little envelope icon? If I'm getting mail on my alarm clock it'd better be

"Dear Louisa,
You did a great job waking up on time, and I'm proud of you. You're my best friend.
Love, Mario"

Customers: when's Switch 2 coming out

Nintendo: https://youtu.be/dMqWTkgDt6A

They have to spell it "Flamin' Hot Cheetos" because they don't actually use real flamingo

I saw my first cybertruck on the highway yesterday, they look as bad as everyone says— but also, this one was vinyl wrapped in a matte-black on satin-black abstract mottled print, kind of an animal print

BUT ALSO, the abstract pattern was only about 5 inches square, and copypaste tiled, so the overall effect was less "dangerous jungle cat" and more "Hot Topic damask shirt"

[Dean Martin Volare voice] ZUCCHINI

Heyyyyyyyy I figured out how to make dice AND I figured out how to make Shorts

https://youtube.com/shorts/BgTGHYKdB5k

Watch me unmold this:

Back at it again 🫲🌚🫱

(They really won't all be purple, I swear)

https://youtube.com/shorts/0i_kX4IEuU8