Notices by Louisa (louisa@mastodon.xyz)

You know if they made this now the Fire Mares would have CGI flames or something, and it would look worse than just a bunch of cool shire horses

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You can't underestimate the feminine fantasy of running through halls in looking beautiful in a flowy dress with plenty of cleavage

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The bandits have migrated in from Mad Max land (Australia)

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I just remembered I really wanted to get a picture of Herbie's most ridiculous outfit, and I skimmed through the beginning of the movie again on fast forward and I couldn't find it! Argh

He was wearing grey fur boots, I think a brown sweater and brown pants, a huge knee-length scarf, and a knitted newsboy cap with a pompom on the top

Absolutely unhinged, like he was gonna be on the cover of Waifish Orphans Monthly

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You dug up a yeti corpse and defrosted it with flamethrowers and you're air lifting him to a lab but NOW you want to leave it all up to nature???

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Haha well, looks like those cosmic bounty hunters who threatened people and beat them up were the heroes we needed after all

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You ever look at stone carvings described like "at first glance this seems to be a bird, but there is a mysterious extra line extending from the left wing, perhaps intended to be a mythical 4-winged birdlike creature? Scholars disagree on interpretations."

And you get the feeling if you could talk to the artist they'd say "my hand SLIPPED ok??? I had the bird almost done and I scratched that extra line and couldn't polish it out! Shut up about it!!!"

The fact that this movie plot set up the couple as temporarily subletting, to make their living situation clear when they talked about selling the inherited suburban house (or not), is like water in the desert to me, a #Monsterdon watcher

📰😺 I should buy a flamethrower

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This movie went to the Q the Winged Serpent school of New York acting: always talk fast, repeat what someone just said, be equally mean to your conversation partner and insulted that they're mean to you

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Ooh you know the ninja turtles are down there

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@cheribaker @Taweret SPAM, or as I've recently taken to calling it, SPICE plus HAM,

If you don't know the old cartoon, imagine hearing "there's a He-Man movie" and you expect this

https://youtu.be/7yeA7a0uS3A

And then you watch it and get... that movie

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What if one of Skeletor's lackeys was Narra-Tor

You might be thinking, "if I'd watched the cartoon show I would understand what's happening" but rest assured, you would not

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I'LL BE BACK

Haha oh Skeletor, you were the best of us

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I'm TRYING to stop posting about #Monsterdon but sorry what?

Was there a narrator? A Pigboy?

Da dada DUNNNN!! This isn't the Superman theme!! You can't sue us 🎶

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Kissing is supposed to feel like a bug zapper

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@Taweret the Sonicverse taxonomy is actually very simple