Notices by Louisa (louisa@mastodon.xyz), page 2

@siege skulls are such a good motif, when I see this ad on my phone and I notice the shapes before the details, it's even more eye-catching

I was inspired by this ad, so I thought I'd put it out there in case anyone else was too— I'd love to see what you make, I'm going to use the hashtag #MottoButtons

Newspaper ad from Robert H. Ingersoll & Bro., 1898

The mottos are listed out in the alt text for the first picture

@siege I already had game scents!

If an email says your order shipped, and has a link labeled "Track Your Package", it shouldn't just open that store's orders page and ask you to input the order number that was in the email

At the stage of sinus infection where I feel normal almost all day, but I wake up feeling like a dried out mummy filled with poison

@Gargron what the heck!! Doesn't that mean you see someone say "I'm out of the hospital now, thanks for the good wishes everyone" before you see them say "I think I just broke my leg" hours earlier?

There's always some talk after #Monsterdon that reminds me that some people read their TL from most recent to oldest, which is so wrong I can't even accept that it happens

"Now when you scroll through a channel in the app, the slightest touch to the right side of the screen will open a reply to that comment. This won't cause any problems because no one will scroll with their right hand, no one has ever been left-handed" —Discord

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

https://youtu.be/YRON9asYt0k

@loren

@robinhood the two genders, F* and M°

*Furry
°Morbidly fascinated by animatronics

The UI designed who first came up with having a ➕ button that you click to see more, and then it rotates into a ✖️ button so you can close it, they were probably carried out of the building triumphantly on the shoulders of their peers

@siege LeVar Burton 💕 (I assume he wasn't there for all the dancing shots, but still)

I'm never going to watch The Thing— but from what I've heard about it, it's hard to believe The Thing From Another World (which had zero claustrophobic paranoia) has anything in common with it

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the "hi dying, I'm dad"

If you left Twitter way before Elon Musk was even rumored to buy it because of how it was run under Jack Dorsey, it sure sucks to see people mentally rewriting history to say Twitter only got bad after Musk and Dorsey's new platform is going to be paradise

You can tell who cribs their jokes from Reddit and who's an actual funny person because the first one has three perfectly formed jokes a day, and the second one says one hilarious thing a week and the rest of the time says stuff like "Bene-dict Gesseritch"

I heard if you spend one night in dot social by yourself you inherit it

@Taweret
Celebrity: [posts nothing but a couple of self promos a month]

Mastodon: yes this celebrity is a very active community member

IT'S HALLOWEEN