Notices by BreakfastGolem, Normalized (breakfastgolem@goblin.camp)

When building a new computer, make sure to run it for one hour without the CPU heatsink or fans to preheat the processor so it bakes evenly and gets a crispy crust.

Many experienced techs use thermal paste for the CPU but I prefer raclette because it melts well and has a sweet, nutty flavor.

@Aleums (busts into this thread in a different spot) HEY SAM SHAI HALUD HEH GET IT
IT'S DUNE

I bought four spray bottles but I don't remember for what or why i got four in the first place. Maybe I can use one for some kind of household cleaning solution, another for the stuff I use to clean my car, and perhaps a third for cooking oil. I dunno. Or I can throw them at someone. Whatever works.

New Mogwai album sounds like Explosions In The Sky, which is not a compliment.

Can't believe Mastodon banned TikTok 😔

Mastodon can't radicalize me because I'm already pretty rad. :thinkergunsunglasses:

(accidentally televises the resistance) oops sorry

@Aleums shut UP

@Aleums :point_left_hmn_g1: nerd

Just found a Zune in a drawer.

Zune

Enjoying a mug of bean

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Please excuse me while I clean my keyboard.

@Aleums Never really got into them. I tried a few albums here and there but it primarily sounded like people messing with synths and stuff as opposed to any kind of structured sounds.

It is my birthday. Give me boosts.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna buy a missile. I'm gonna be the only person on Mastodon with a missile. What kind? Who knows. Why do I have it? Who cares. Will I be able to fire it? Doesn't matter!

@siege @Louisa "It's-a me, Mario! We met-a at the bar last-a night!"
"Hey-a, it's-a Mario again! Waho! Let's hang out!"
"Mario here. Please reply?"
"Did I do something wrong"
"imat the b arr gainrg wherefrf atretg youg pldze ii wanans seeee youe aginan"