Notices by Flaming Cheeto (pizzademon@mastodon.online)

#NFL #MNF
I'm still trying to get the nickname Crossbow Mahomes to stick.
Then you could officially change the team name to the Kansas City Arrows

I was already not a fan of Tom Brady as announcer and then he said "most unique"

#NFL

@vkc
https://mastodon.online/@PizzaDemon/111418167811447710

@agnes @zkamvar the phrase "Mastodon Friend" has definitely not entered the mainstream

@yurnidiot when a storm knocked out power, the phone worked for however long we needed it to

#CopaAmerica
After seeing that fat baby in the stands, I am now rooting for Ecuador.

#Trump wined and dined oil executives with chopped steak, the same thing I ordered at The Rustler when I was 7.
You'd think Rex Tillerson would've warned these guys to be content with record profits
#climatechange #energy

@evan @BlackAzizAnansi no way. There's a whole scene where he points out the difference between himself and a fascist neo Nazi

@paulisci my heart says "large boulder the size of a small boulder" is the final boss that any winner has to go against every year

#nba

As the announcers endlessly prompt us, the in-season tournament games are more intense than regular games. But the coaches know what's up: 9 man rotation for each team in the 1st game and 10 man for each in the 2nd. They'd never do that in playoffs

#NBA #LALvsDen

Lebron's foot came back down before he released that ball. It's a travel.
Happens a couple times every NBA game. Nearly impossible to ref "hanging in the air"

@jayrosen_nyu Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away
- Phillip K Dick