Notices by sayrer (sayrer@mastodon.social)

@whitequark this is how AWS JSON notifications work. it is really cheap, though

@anildash @nelson @jessamyn @codinghorror Not even that. I used Stack Overflow a lot when a question would get a correct, if unkind, answer. It started to get answers that were incorrect, but also voted up.

@anildash yes, Mac Studio is absurdly overpowered for that task. I have an M1 Ultra Mac Studio, and it is still so fast that I feel dumb for buying it. I don't even like the SD card port. I need the mini ones a lot.

Maybe it will matter for VR or After Effects 3D graphics.

@WarnerCrocker I got one of these, and I almost fell for it. Fair to say I know more about parsing URLs and email addresses than just about anyone, but it was convincing because the copy was good.

@muan @slightlyoff you're right. I've written some pretty big ones, GitHub size or worse (meaning higher traffic).

A lot of that stuff happened because you had to write C++ or at least pretty advanced JVM/C# code to really make it work. If it was Python or Ruby... making the client do it JS made sense.

Now, there's Rust, Go, and all the older ones are better too. I have done all of them. Astro seems close to the approach you're describing here.

@muan I think Astro is better if you need to make little dynamic parts in the pages (what they call "Islands architecture"). Jekyll and 11ty both seem fine to jam out some web pages, but it seems weird to rebuild everything so much.

@muan I'd say try the Astro tutorial first, unless you have already done it and really don't like it. Once you get to the routing and rendering of Markdown files, it just kind of works. It would not be the best if you have 100k posts, but I think that is an edge case.

@atpfm @siracusa what is that screen tone anti-theft thing you were talking about? I tried to google for it, but I couldn't find it. Apple rejected an iPad Pro trade-in, but it came back doing that.

@anildash oh Prince wrote this whole thing huh, I listened to it again and I can hear it (no one calling the cops)

@anildash shut the front door! link me

@anildash surely. I've always thought “Like a Prayer" was an homage to that song

@luis_in_brief @anildash oh, Flutter is pretty successful. You don't see it a lot in the US, but it is popular in markets that are heavily Android, where they are just happy to get a serviceable iOS app on the side.

I've met the guy a few times, and he definitely brings upper crust British vibes, but I don't think it is intentional. Here, I can see compiler (Go, Flutter, Dart) and web platform engineers bristling at this manager, whose experience seems great for Firebase, but not that stuff.

@Gargron @nileane @matt@isfeeling.social it feels a little bit weird to remove them from inline text, but it's certainly better than those IG-style ones with 4 new lines and then a big list.

I think I know as much anyone on this. here's the grammar: https://github.com/sayrer/twitter-text/blob/cxx/rust/parser/src/twitter_text.pest#L41

Separating them the way @matt has done allows them to work better in languages where whitespace is more ambiguous.

@Gargron @boris @jenn @haubles @simonwistow @anildash here, you can find something running linkerd2 that should make many of the Ruby problems go away: https://github.com/linkerd/linkerd2/discussions/6230

It's out of date, but it's probably the right idea.

@Gargron Original Bad Boy on the case, as is customary in the United States.

@adamconover it means that the other person has made something into a contest, and the narrator is going to kill them.

https://genius.com/Ice-cube-now-i-gotta-wetcha-lyrics

Also, begging the question does not mean "to raise the question". I'm fun at parties.

@Gargron hey there, I think there's a weird bug in Notifications showing a single post repeating infinitely