Notices by swagg boi :verified: :mastoiddong_gold: (swaggboi@fedi.seriousbusiness.international)

1. Trackpad set to reverse scrolling
2. Notes app with her Bitwarden master password in it

Linux posters need to accept the fact that unless you sell laptops preloaded with Linux, no one will give a shit.

And I mean ‘laptops’ as in the ones in Best Buy/Walmart and shit, not some EU website that sells recycled Thinkpad X220 with Arch installed

@gray The XPS with Ubuntu is decent, last I checked it was fairly obvious to get on their website. I doubt they’ll be in any brick and mortar but it’s some progress?

Then I read that there were preloaded Thinkpads with some distro (can’t remember but I feel like it was Fedora?) and I absolutely could not find them on Lenovo’s site.

HP lets you buy a laptop with a FreeDOS disk which is not at all what I mean but I thought it was a funny loophole to get out of the Windows license lol.

@gray lol it’s wild the description still says Windows 11 Home… At least it exists ig

@gray It’s a Microsoft psyop

@gray Dude I paid for so many Windows licenses I’ve never used throughout my life… I fucking hate proprietary software so much lol

@gray Also how’s the L14? I had I think an L13 (p sure it was a 13” not a 14”) years ago but I couldn’t get my DE to work with the hi-DPI screen it had so I gave it to someone I’m not even friends with anymore… I should’ve repossessed that thing damnit

I find the premise of screen protectors to be dubious. You’re gunna protect fuckin Corning Gorilla Glass with a flimsy piece of plastic??

Then: Omg can you believe China CENSORS their internet users??

Now: “Unalive”, “corn addiction”, “PDF file”

RIP Val Kilmer, known mostly for playing Batman in one of the weird pos-Keaton Batman movies and nothing else

When boomers said “children are our future” they meant 14 year olds should have jobs

@tk Why aren’t they all like this…

@tk Beautiful.

I did my brakes for the first time this year too lol. I did a steel braided line on the rear, steel braided lines on front and new pads/rotors on the front. The front brake lines are some fancy ones that go direct from master cylinder to each caliper rather than master cylinder to caliper, then caliper to caliper.

I saw the description on the aftermarket master cylinders warned about wiring for the brake light switch and it scared me lol I don’t always have the best luck working on my own bike…

@tk Did you have any trouble getting the brake light switch to hook up with that?

@kimapr @prettygood If I was president of the One World Government I would mandate UTC world-wide

“I’m available at 14:00 EST”

So, 13:00 EDT then? Since it’s DST??

@prettygood Picking a Bob Seger song and then saying some shit about how my dad used to listen to Bob Seger then I’d start crying and try to hug you

@prettygood

“Pretzels or cookies?”

“Just a pack of United brand cigs please.”

“Sir, we don’t have those…”

“BULLSHIT I SAW A POST ON FEDI”

“… Fedi? We have a babbler in 3A I think he’s on something”

@prettygood This is so powerful tho. People are like “Wow no case on your phone?!” and I’m like bro it’s a 2020 iPhone SE. Also I have dropped this thing down the steel staircase at $dayJob and not even a scratch

Smartphones are like the new cars for normies. They make payments on them, insure them and trade em in for a way bigger one.