Notices by swagg boi :verified: :mastoiddong_gold: (swaggboi@fedi.seriousbusiness.international)

When boomers said “children are our future” they meant 14 year olds should have jobs

@tk Why aren’t they all like this…

@tk Beautiful.

I did my brakes for the first time this year too lol. I did a steel braided line on the rear, steel braided lines on front and new pads/rotors on the front. The front brake lines are some fancy ones that go direct from master cylinder to each caliper rather than master cylinder to caliper, then caliper to caliper.

I saw the description on the aftermarket master cylinders warned about wiring for the brake light switch and it scared me lol I don’t always have the best luck working on my own bike…

@tk Did you have any trouble getting the brake light switch to hook up with that?

@kimapr @prettygood If I was president of the One World Government I would mandate UTC world-wide

“I’m available at 14:00 EST”

So, 13:00 EDT then? Since it’s DST??

@prettygood Picking a Bob Seger song and then saying some shit about how my dad used to listen to Bob Seger then I’d start crying and try to hug you

@prettygood

“Pretzels or cookies?”

“Just a pack of United brand cigs please.”

“Sir, we don’t have those…”

“BULLSHIT I SAW A POST ON FEDI”

“… Fedi? We have a babbler in 3A I think he’s on something”

@prettygood This is so powerful tho. People are like “Wow no case on your phone?!” and I’m like bro it’s a 2020 iPhone SE. Also I have dropped this thing down the steel staircase at $dayJob and not even a scratch

Smartphones are like the new cars for normies. They make payments on them, insure them and trade em in for a way bigger one.

@kiefac They have double stuf Great Value doinks! But The filling is honestly my least favorite part

@kiefac First of all, the filling is what makes a Hydrox and Oreo is just a knock off

Oreo flavored things are generally better than just Oreo cookies to me

@tk Yeah you basically have to pay a $500 ECU flash tax here lol

@tk I want a ZX-4RR just for the sound

@arcana Not my liege 😤

@tk Do not cum.

@sun Convicted felon ha gotem

Tbh my goal in life is to become a millionaire just so I can franchise a Sbarro

@prettygood So basically I had an idea where crypto has a passive called “off the grid” basically it makes it so that when crypto gets scanned he doesn’t get scanned and it makes it so he isn’t seen when he gets scanned. That way when bloodhond and seer scan him he won’t get scanned so that they can’t see him cause he’s “off the grid” it would be balanced cause he normally gets scanned but now he doesn’t get scanned cause he’s “off the grid” so it would be lore fitting and it would be a good gameplay mechanic and off the grid would be a good idea and they should add it to the game for crypto so that his new passive is called off the grid. I had this idea then everyone started talking about my idea because i came up with off the grid where crypto doesn’t get scanned cause in the lore hes off the grid and since hes off the grid he cant be scanned while off the grid!