Notices by swagg boi :verified: :mastoiddong_gold: (swaggboi@fedi.seriousbusiness.international)

@arcana Not my liege 😤

@tk Do not cum.

@sun Convicted felon ha gotem

Tbh my goal in life is to become a millionaire just so I can franchise a Sbarro

@prettygood So basically I had an idea where crypto has a passive called “off the grid” basically it makes it so that when crypto gets scanned he doesn’t get scanned and it makes it so he isn’t seen when he gets scanned. That way when bloodhond and seer scan him he won’t get scanned so that they can’t see him cause he’s “off the grid” it would be balanced cause he normally gets scanned but now he doesn’t get scanned cause he’s “off the grid” so it would be lore fitting and it would be a good gameplay mechanic and off the grid would be a good idea and they should add it to the game for crypto so that his new passive is called off the grid. I had this idea then everyone started talking about my idea because i came up with off the grid where crypto doesn’t get scanned cause in the lore hes off the grid and since hes off the grid he cant be scanned while off the grid!

@prettygood The only reasonable compromise here is to ban both

OpenAI, who makes proprietary AI, claims that DeepSeek (open-source AI) stole their IP for their plagiarism machine. The future is so fuckin stupid

@prettygood Do these people have a manual for their lives or something

soulseek > deepseek

@specter My grandfather served as a UNIX admin in ‘Nam… You damn punks wouldn’t last a week in his boots!!

@prettygood The joys of mountain living!

@prettygood Well pump

Woke up to the beeping of my various UPSes… Tried the generator for the first time and by God it works. It started right up and I can flush my toilet again

@prettygood You don’t understand… I must… Post

@prettygood I’m hoping mine can run the fridge, well pump and, if there is a god, my network 🥺

@prettygood I just drained the carb bowl after break-in and changed the oil. Mine’s a 599cc thumper like an old air cooled dirt bike

@prettygood I literally just did a practice run for our generator… Nervous cuz we just got it before winter and I’ve never hooked it up before 😬

Hey mothafucka! Pack your shit cuz We’re going to 2025 together Cause you’re my homie, my ride or die. If i don’t get one back well Fuck You.! Now send this to 20 people Bad luck starts now Hope I get one back

@kaia @Erpel @norm We’re blocked for being ‘alt fedi’ and idk what that even means

TIL: After your RSA token expires it just says OFF