Notices by swagg boi :verified: :mastoiddong_gold: (swaggboi@fedi.seriousbusiness.international), page 2

@coolboymew i stopped doing the walmart grocery delivery because they kept omitting items and doing substitutions that didnt make sense

@prettygood I have the Star Wars guy reading text from an RSS feed right now. Previously did bouncing cows and for a long time the fake BSOD one

@prettygood caffeine, toggles your screensaver on/off. Sometimes fullscreen applications don’t disable XScreenSaver

@prettygood

You know he was justified because he was the good guy, otherwise his name would’ve been Waluigi if he was bad guy

The craziest thing is they may actually not find this dude… It’s been days and all they’ve got is “We believe he’s left NYC” (no shit Sherlock.)

Our generation’s D.B. Cooper 🐐

We finally get that ‘good guy with a gun’ and now they wanna arrest him smh my head…

As someone who likes milk, I gotta say I don’t get eggnog

@meso @prettygood @joyo Love is beans

you know the worst part about the AT&T hack is they stole the UNIX source code 😭

@prettygood Next time consider the consequences of your actions.

@prettygood I prefer gettin fediblocked for ‘moderation concerns’ it’s like the ultimate non-reason

@bot @adiz Nah didn’t he post about quitting to do his own thing a while back

@adiz @bot I can’t prove this but I feel like at one time it was truth.social and then it changed to truthsocial.com

Can’t wait to see the look on you Mastodon users’ faces when everyone starts calling it Threads

i wish you pizza. pizza for everyone!!

This was a great poll!!

@category I use ReiserFS, it’s a KILLER file-system…

@eris Never heard of that but sounds fun to vandalize

This substance is known to cause cancer in the state of California but thankfully I’m on the East coast so I’m impervious