Notices by Luke Kanies (lkanies@hachyderm.io), page 2

@inthehands @iamabot woah woah woah, if you want to define the *problems*, that’s a whole different pay grade

@iamabot @inthehands excellent! I hear you saying you have solutions to my problems!

@thomasfuchs yeah. And what Apple really needed now was another almost-distinct os for them to ignore

@thomasfuchs it’s a bit more like the Lisa, isn’t it? Full new platform and all that

@thomasfuchs 100% agree

@thomasfuchs like the cancer survivor in that article the magic words “I have a faulty heart” cause people to give me a lot more leeway than they might.

I should need to share that. But no one else ever masks, and everyone just acts like it’s over.

I know almost nothing about npm, but I know this is where this story takes an insane turn that Gödel would be proud and ashamed of.

iykyk

npm install everything, and the complete and utter chaos that follows https://boehs.org/node/npm-everything

@thomasfuchs I assume it’s the business he is personally least involved in, which is why it’s not failing miserably

@stevewfolds @thomasfuchs thanks!

@thomasfuchs I’ll be in Sedona and Tucson in two weeks, and I can’t wait.

(I worry more about the dry than the lack of life. And the Altoona Sedona.)

@mmasnick @mathowie same. I will probably take a look at it. But man I really don’t want an SUV, especially one with the huge vertical front. They are less functional in every way. And I don’t need the testosterone injections that apparently come standard with all of them.

@mathowie @mmasnick I was wondering the same thing. Thanks.

I’d love a three row electric car, and this is nearly the only one. But… it’s so damn big.

I just want a fully electric Toyota sienna with a 300-350 range. Is that so hard?

Sure, I’d love it if it were fast and handled well. But I have one of those. Now I need a people mover. Eager to move on my sprinter camper van, but… for what?

@luckytran also… “half of all gen-z wash hands almost every time they use the bathroom or eat”?

Ten times daily is not very often, if you just do that.

@thomasfuchs from back in the before-times, when it was obvious which button would activate when you hit ‘return’, and most dialogs actually had a default.

@jwildeboer @krisbuytaert “legacy”, or as we call it, “production”

@thomasfuchs sounds about right 🤷♂️

@mekkaokereke soccer is the only sport I know anything about. And for that, it’s easy to explain why women’s soccer is having to work so hard to catch up: it was effectively banned for 50 years by basically every national football organization, because it was threatening the men’s game:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/jun/13/how-the-fa-banned-womens-football-in-1921-and-tried-to-justify-it

It seems like there’s a conspiracy against women’s sports because there is, and always has been.

@thomasfuchs @siracusa @TechConnectify @Drwave specifically the tri-ply stuff like All-Clad - the steel and aluminum vibrate at slightly different frequencies, which results in the singing

@thomasfuchs no

@thomasfuchs negative three tries: you have to make three tries to find a cable that works