Notices by Christmassy Blake ☃️🎄🎁 (picandor@gameliberty.club)

@LukeAlmighty @matana actual lines from various comics

- "We're not brothers. Yes we're sure."
- "Oh...this is his tie. Well, that's awkward."
- "Are we roommates?" "Yes, but we also have sex!"
- "Anyway, the neighbor said our apartment is ugly." "We're engineers, not decorators, and she's ugly too."

Babe wake up they made football gayer

@LukeAlmighty @matana Asia is the LGB representation we didn't know we should've been asking for.

The amount of bl (can't speak for gl, obviously) that's like "yeah, this is what gay couples are like" from China/Korea is insane meanwhile I've yet to see a western series properly depict a gay male couple that wasn't stereotypes, sexualization or just BORING

@sampo @matrix

"Rei or Asuka?"
"Kaworu"
ಠ_ಠ "POLICE!"

@sampo @matrix
Guts / Shinji: "That femboy is up to something."

@sampo @matrix a buddy of mine is ex-Russian military. He legit told me that two of his COs got into a Rei vs Asuka debate during a "meeting that was supposed to be rather serious and when questioned they said that "Rei/Asuka is very serious!"" and I think about that frequently.

The LinkedIn sociopaths are not okay

The autistic urge to ignore social conventions that make no sense and serve no functional purpose at all.

I think about this often

Bro, I.....

Imagine being this self unaware.

@apropos @LukeAlmighty >humans aren't in captivity, right?

Keep your voice down, they'll hear you

@tomie >artist draws their own very high quality and successful art
>immediately accused of being AI

Words cannot describe how much I hate the workaholic cult

@beardalaxy it's also ridiculously unhealthy, but they don't care.

Have my battlestation *almost* set up how I'd like it. Just need an ergonomic keyboard and mouse and I'll be in business. Buddy jokes that I have a "command center."

@matrix Emma has to have been so terrible to deserve her own personal call-out.

Caller: Is there an age limit for the water slide?
Me: No ma'am, if your husband is healthy enough for physical activity, he can ride the water slide
Husband in the background: I TOLD YOU SUSAN!!

For reference, both of these people are 80, and they both wanted to know if they could still use the water park on board the ship.

>customer decides to go have a normal one after I made the mistake of trying to fill in the required information
Me: "And where is your country of origin, sir?"
Customer: "Well, I'm from what will soon be north Ukraine, but you call it Russia if you're a fascist."
[visible confusion]

I'm torn between "that's fucked up" and "Holy shit that's hilarious."