Notices by Christmassy Blake ☃️🎄🎁 (picandor@gameliberty.club)

@apropos @LukeAlmighty >humans aren't in captivity, right?

Keep your voice down, they'll hear you

@tomie >artist draws their own very high quality and successful art
>immediately accused of being AI

Words cannot describe how much I hate the workaholic cult

@beardalaxy it's also ridiculously unhealthy, but they don't care.

Have my battlestation *almost* set up how I'd like it. Just need an ergonomic keyboard and mouse and I'll be in business. Buddy jokes that I have a "command center."

@matrix Emma has to have been so terrible to deserve her own personal call-out.

Caller: Is there an age limit for the water slide?
Me: No ma'am, if your husband is healthy enough for physical activity, he can ride the water slide
Husband in the background: I TOLD YOU SUSAN!!

For reference, both of these people are 80, and they both wanted to know if they could still use the water park on board the ship.

>customer decides to go have a normal one after I made the mistake of trying to fill in the required information
Me: "And where is your country of origin, sir?"
Customer: "Well, I'm from what will soon be north Ukraine, but you call it Russia if you're a fascist."
[visible confusion]

I'm torn between "that's fucked up" and "Holy shit that's hilarious."

@coded_artist @LukeAlmighty The War Thunder autists are some of the most hilarious people and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

It happened again.

Here we go again.

Twitter users, when given an example of actual intrusive thoughts.

@beardalaxy They're called intrusive thoughts because they're usually something you very much don't want to do. They're distinct from impulsive thoughts. Here's a good reference.

If I had a nickel for every time I was accused of being an AI, I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice.

Management's idea of "customer service appreciation week" gift is a fucking "mystery box" of company stuff.

Give me a fucking raise or fuck off.

@tomie @LukeAlmighty Also some higher end headphones have noise cancelling toggle, you don't even need to be playing anything, they'll just filter out the noise by default if you have it enabled.

>coworker I hate gets fired
>find out it's because he was watching porn on his company provided laptop DURING WORK HOURS

@LukeAlmighty Oh! I almost forgot. *If* you are lucky enough to get good healthcare in the USA, it's tied to your employer. This means if your boss can replace you with an AI chatbot, suddenly you're out of healthcare and a job.

>"Oh, but Americans earn more at work!"

Yeah, but if you told me that I'd earn less money *but* get guaranteed healthcare, sick pay, personal time, vacation time, etc. I'd take the damn lower pay, as would just about anyone in the USA.

@matana @LukeAlmighty I like my laptop and desktop, I hate my work laptop.