Notices by Christmassy Blake ☃️🎄🎁 (picandor@gameliberty.club)

@LukeAlmighty @matana actual lines from various comics

- "We're not brothers. Yes we're sure."
- "Oh...this is his tie. Well, that's awkward."
- "Are we roommates?" "Yes, but we also have sex!"
- "Anyway, the neighbor said our apartment is ugly." "We're engineers, not decorators, and she's ugly too."

Babe wake up they made football gayer

@sampo @matrix

"Rei or Asuka?"
"Kaworu"
ಠ_ಠ "POLICE!"

@sampo @matrix
Guts / Shinji: "That femboy is up to something."

@sampo @matrix a buddy of mine is ex-Russian military. He legit told me that two of his COs got into a Rei vs Asuka debate during a "meeting that was supposed to be rather serious and when questioned they said that "Rei/Asuka is very serious!"" and I think about that frequently.

The LinkedIn sociopaths are not okay

The autistic urge to ignore social conventions that make no sense and serve no functional purpose at all.

I think about this often

Bro, I.....

Imagine being this self unaware.

@apropos @LukeAlmighty >humans aren't in captivity, right?

Keep your voice down, they'll hear you

@tomie >artist draws their own very high quality and successful art
>immediately accused of being AI

Words cannot describe how much I hate the workaholic cult

@beardalaxy it's also ridiculously unhealthy, but they don't care.

Have my battlestation *almost* set up how I'd like it. Just need an ergonomic keyboard and mouse and I'll be in business. Buddy jokes that I have a "command center."

@matrix Emma has to have been so terrible to deserve her own personal call-out.

Caller: Is there an age limit for the water slide?
Me: No ma'am, if your husband is healthy enough for physical activity, he can ride the water slide
Husband in the background: I TOLD YOU SUSAN!!

For reference, both of these people are 80, and they both wanted to know if they could still use the water park on board the ship.

>customer decides to go have a normal one after I made the mistake of trying to fill in the required information
Me: "And where is your country of origin, sir?"
Customer: "Well, I'm from what will soon be north Ukraine, but you call it Russia if you're a fascist."
[visible confusion]

I'm torn between "that's fucked up" and "Holy shit that's hilarious."

@coded_artist @LukeAlmighty The War Thunder autists are some of the most hilarious people and I'm tired of pretending they're not.