Notices by マタナ (matana@gameliberty.club)

@LukeAlmighty mom is the loli

@beardalaxy if they don't want to be known for bricking consoles then maybe they shouldn't brick consoles? they took my ability to download the games I already own, that's not too far removed from a literal brick

fuck cucktendo

@beardalaxy @bebe they do, because the same way as you can't just go vigilante, you also shouldn't be able to destroy a pirate's property

@LukeAlmighty @Kusojiji oh no, the alzheimer is setting in... :apensive:

@LukeAlmighty @Kusojiji you are a millennial

@LukeAlmighty

@LukeAlmighty first everyone say that AI are able to replace translators and then text makes no sense and people act surprised :tanya_sigh:

@LukeAlmighty blur is when Sonic runs fast

@LukeAlmighty haha, danmei goes brrr

@LukeAlmighty I lost the video explaining this, but basically they're wired with all important cablework being outside of a logical and designated place

@LukeAlmighty wait until you see how our eyes are wired

@beardalaxy based, although also a bit lewd for the 8 graders? maybe you got the more clean version in translation
the songs practically ends on the fun part, though, and there's also the rest of the poem :deadInside:

why the fuck did I read "Korobeiniki" fully, I'd rather forever know it as "that upbeat folk tetris song", why the fuck did I expect anything in a piece of Russian literature other than depression :deadInside:

https://youtu.be/B30dJwKcMpA

@LukeAlmighty I think this will be a year of hitting books: my SO has an entire shelf of Star Wars books he bought a long time ago

but Witcher series goes first

@LukeAlmighty well, I'd be a boring nerd and say that voice is called a screenwriter; but a cool headcanon is a cool headcanon, I accept it (never thought about him being force-sensitive in this way)

some zoomer just had the fucking AUDACITY to "correct" ME about Shadow the Hedgehog lore by going "acktyally, he wasn't raised in a lab on a space colony 🤓☝️" (the discussion was very explicitly about games)

AS IF I NEED ANY MORE REASONS TO HATE THIS POSTIRONY POISONED SORRY SLOP OF A MOVIE

they are also acting SO smug about it by going "ugh, who cares about the original games", like a product they enjoy isn't just a poorly digested version of the art that I enjoyed

"who cares about the original-" well a fuckton of people obviously did, if some executive thought that it would be a good idea to make a movie based on the original! speaking of "nobody cares" and "the superior live action version sells better", how's the Witcher live action going? how's the Star Wars franchise going? Avatar? Capeshit? a fuckton of other slop?

@LukeAlmighty Shadow mostly dodged cringe, that's pretty much the only positive thing

@LukeAlmighty you could count Sonic Adventure 2 as my special interest, something I love dearly, and have many fond memories of, and enjoy even 20 years later, and can hold long speeches of pure condensed autism about it

and they didn't even name it in the credits

neither did they name authors of some musical tracks which were in the game originally

they even fucked up Live and Learn

how the fuck did they fuck up perfection

@LukeAlmighty I dunno, really, should I even write an autistic gigapost or should I even bother, because the movie commits the same sin of all modern mainstream media: it is afraid to be sincere and is hiding behind ill-placed "haha funni" tiktok shorts

and if it isn't sincere, why should I be, even if only to screech