Notices by Christmassy Blake ☃️🎄🎁 (picandor@gameliberty.club), page 2

@lina "If I say I'm going to bed and then am still up, it's not that I lied, I just failed."

Wokelets: what would women say if they saw those characters
Girl gamers: now that I am impossibly sexy, time for me to ruin the KD ratio of a small nation

The fact that I can't tell if he's joking or not upsets me.

(annoyed sigh)

Most of my favorite characters are these people and are also male and various flavours of unhinged.

Kamala campaign: *releases this photo of JD Vance*
Male millenials: HOLY SHIT THAT'S ME

I need the zoomers to understand that dudes like this were everywhere, they were socially awkward autists but they were generally fucking awesome guys.

@TrevorGoodchild @LukeAlmighty @Jewpacabra I remember getting very drunk with an anaesthetist once and it was hilarious.

"Bro all it is: below this line nothing happens and they're in pain, above that line and they die. Why? We don't fucking know. We're just glad it happens. How? We don't know, we have absolutely fuck all of an idea. We've stopped asking questions because the answers we find are scary so we're content with our little lines and stop asking questions."

Good lord we are fucked

@tomie @beardalaxy @skylar @mona @SuperSnekFriend I don't think that's entirely true. Windows has a larger userbase than Linux, so that's part of it, they have the favor on their side.

@beardalaxy @LukeAlmighty @tomie I hate DEI with such a burning passion it's unreal.

"I want a video game character that looks like this person."

"Just play the Sims then."

"Where are the female led video games?!

"Lara Croft, Bayonetta, most of Touhou."

"They just don't like female gamedevs!"

"No, you just made a shit project. We'd say that about anyone. Just look at yanderedev."

@LukeAlmighty @tomie My brother was sitting beside one of them at uni who had an idea for currency exchange in contention Europe and he has the horrible name of

Czechmarks.

:trolldespair:

@tomie I tried taking off my shirt the "girl way" and it got stuck around my head and I banged my head against my closet. Not a fun time. 0/10 from the other side too

A bit too accurate

@tomie are you going to keep that same energy with the "he has to be 6' minimum, make six figures, and have a six inch dick" requirement a lot of online women have, or nah?

Coworker: you seem so chill all the time, what's your secret?
Me:

1) Men were never expected to give up their seats for you unless you were pregnant and/or disabled
2) You cannot have your cake and eat it too; if you want equality, here it is.

Do not make me tap the sign.

Yes I am "working" (cuddling my cat, which is important)

waiting patiently for IT to reach out to me considering I've been clocked in for half an hour without doing much/any work (because I can't, I can't get into the phone system)

>logs into work
>immediately has issues with the phone system