Notices by KC Lemson (kclemson@socialnotwork.net)

I live in a Van Gogh by the river

I had a big presentation today at work so I dressed up in my finest formalwear

My mom 60 years ago with an IBM 1401 and me 6 years ago with a DEC PDP-10.

#InternationalWomensDay

In ~2009 I was interviewed on video for something intended to go public, related to this conference we used to have for Microsoft Exchange that was canceled in the early 2000s and was being brought back.

As part of the process for all these behind-the-scenes interviewers, they had a person whose job it was to make us nerds relax on camera.

So the interviewer’s technique for doing this was to tell everyone a joke up front to get them laughing on camera (and get some good b-roll).

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@nixCraft I’d take a zip

Today is my anniversary. I got my (fellow techie) husband and I an edible arrangement delivery with a note that said “Happy 19th anniversary in hex!”

He messages me at work: “We got an anniversary gift that wasn’t signed, but there’s a slight math error in it”

Me, indignantly: “I did not make a math error, 19 in hex is 25 in dec!”

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Dear reader, it turns out that I got married 24 years ago, not 25.

Off-by-one errors, man.

@eljefedsecurit there is one thing we can all agree on

Step aside, murder of crows, there’s a new sheriff in town

CI/CDs nuts

@begamit @Mrfunkedude that stinks

This toy was a sitting duck.

#Dogs #MastoDog #DogsOfMastodon

Want to stay healthy? Try experimenting with three Latin squares a day.

Nobody’s buying anything from my Etsy store… I blame can’t sell culture.

People who live in gingerbread houses shouldn’t throw scones

“From Musk till #JohnMastodon” is a great movie, if you like horror/comedy films

It’s always darkest just before the #JohnMastodon

@evan fortunately we only have two kids, but yes one per night per kid. It certainly adds up.

@evan Hanukkah messes with the numbers, for me

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a container. I could've been somebody, instead of a VM, which is what I am.