@augustus@lain i only have photographic memory bout the creepy ones. all the others, im in a shared counselling session right now trying to forget em by sharing. you're in that session, the frens who are in the room with me right now. :trollface:
@lain@augustus i have the memes in a folder, but there are so many jpegs in that folder that i don't know which is which. need an open source android meme organizer app, customized for dealing with memes and not photos, a type of curated meme gallery that sorts memes together based on aggregated kek level out of 10 or aggregated schizo level out of 10 and appends this as EXIF data or even in the file name, with a quick way to set it.
@Tony@EdBoatConnoisseur@fsf Linux for Niggers™ is a Linux “distro” that includes special features designed to make Linux easier and more comfortable for niggers the world over. Niggers have always had trouble understanding new (or any) technology. Computers are no exception. Some people have said this is because niggers are dumb, but we believe the real problem is that technology has traditionally been designed for white people. Linux for Niggers™ changes all that. It was developed from the ground up with niggers in mind. Linux for Niggers™ will usher in a whole new era of Afro-ergonomic computing.
There is a long and detailed history to the Linux For Niggers™ distribution. While the countless hours of free labor put forth by our neckbearded brethren into perfecting this wonderful piece of open source software cannot be expressed in words, we can however share with you our motivations and goals.
The project began after the realization that traditional Linux distributions were designed without niggers in mind, and thus completely inoperable to the African-American community. Even distributions such as Ubuntu, which are known to be used by hipsters, women, and various other lower forms of human life, were reported as being too difficult when tested on niggers.
Thus the long process began to develop something special that niggers could actually use, without resorting to traditional proprietary software.
Current versions of Linux For Niggers™ come installed with special features designed to make Linux an easier and more natural operating system for use by niggers.
Designed with niggers in mind, Linux for Niggers™ currently includes:
African “tribal beats” sound and desktop theme. An extensive collection of free, high-quality rap and hip-hop music. MySpace themed terminal. T-Mobile Sidekick and Boost Mobile compatibility. Full Ebonics vocabulary, and state-of-the art English-to-Ebonics translator. Live Twitter-to-desktop feed. Negro-compatible browser Blackbird comes installed by default. Traditional UNIX™ commands rewritten with niggers in mind. Documentation written by niggers, for niggers. And much, much more!
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moominschool is worthless. university is worthless. autodidacts can learn any real skill themselves. the 12 years you put your child through school they could have become proficient at real skills like welding/machining/carpentry/construction/drywalling/tiling/roofing/electrical/plumbing/hvac/microsoldering/electrical repair etc and be rich if they play their cards right by the time they hit 30. those fields have near unlimited work demand with soaring labor prices. far more useful and in demand than any obsolete fields you can get through school/university channels. going to school/university is where losers go.
@WandererUber@graf pls make poast mandatory payment service. if pay, user value more, make many high value post, make more engagement. very gravitas. make pay, make graf happy for hard work very deserve. :moomin:
@graf@WandererUber ideas for premium tier: gif usernames gif banners gif pfp max length characters max video file size ability to submit custom gif emoji <--- this is a big one access to transparent react stickers more badges, like a vip badge/poast royalty - golden usernames custom borders on pfp (like on steam) custom colors on poasts/border colors dark theme (yes I'm serious) custom fonts load speed limiting for free tier (for eg. videos) translation perk openchat/gpt4all/chatgpt llm integration access
@lain honestly, fediverse is already far superior to anything discord will ever be, we just need proper selfhosted jitsi integration in fediverse instances especially in private chats, as well as full owncast streaming integration, so your home page will basically have your feed with a section for livestreams where they will preview like on twitch and a section for public voice chats that you can join, then in messages a voice chat with the ability to add multiple people in a private chat. if we can have this it would make the fediverse way more interesting. we already have all of these things but they are separated and need to be combined into a single place using only your fediverse account. and it should be easy to create more of these full suite instances.
@GabeLakmann@Rasterman@bronze@Groomschild the stereotype of japanese cars being reliable compared to american cars is usually a comparison of decade old higher end japanese cars like hondas and toyotas vs entry level american chevys and dodges which shouldnt have those badges at all. no one ever does the comparison with high end proven american cars like a ford crown vic or something with a cummins diesel. this comparison doesnt hold anymore because toyotas and hondas now sell for german prices. there are bad european cars too like some of the entry level peugeot/renault/citroen/fiat. the bad ford/chevy/dodge cars are comparible to them. and yes if you look after even them, they will last as well. most of the issues arrive from road salt rust, unavailable expensive parts and bad mechanics due to no diagrams or technical manuals and overly complex wiring. near all issues are always intermittant electrical. autoelectrical troubleshooting is one of the most retarded fields. personally cars should only have wiring and electronics for lights and other non essential stuff. there should be zero wiring going to the gearbox or engine. figure out a way to control or display status mechanically even if they need to use dial gauges or linkage in a dial like old vintage cars. wires only to the coil and starter and alternator. especially on cheap cars. nothing else. mechanical stuff is usually simple to figure out.