Notices by woe2you (woe2you@beige.party)

@thomasfuchs @SecurityWriter Only 18 for me, but you can change what badge your profile features. Mine has the "Steam Hardware Beta Candidate" to remind me of that time Gaben rug-pulled me.

@houba @aral You've got your numbers wrong there. It came out in 1975, and as we all know the 80s were 20 years ago (and always will be) so it can't be any older than a quarter of a century.

@aral That's my secret, Cap - I'm always depressed.

@ryanc An old American standard. T568B is only one-pair compatible with it, so you'd have to use an awkward two-finger handshake. Dumb joke.

@ryanc But what if you want to shake hands with someone who has USOC nails?

@Lacey @nikitonsky You missed out. The Speccy had the worst keyboard ever to grace any device in the history of text input, themeing a set of mech keycaps on it is irony of the highest order.

@aral @cstross Really? Ugh. I can give it a miss, then.

@cstross I am now interested in Eurovision for the first time ever.

@kkarhan @xaetacore Right? If I can manage cables in my 20yo case they have no excuse.

@aral That guy is always causing problems. You should fire him and give his job to future-Aral. At least he's never committed anything broken.

@aral Isn't timezone handling #2 on the Do Not Roll Your Own list, right after cryptography?