Notices by Niki Tonsky (nikitonsky@mastodon.online)

How you know it’s fiction: smart home actually works

Old classic

I propose we replace semantic versioning with pride versioning

Okay how about

We all love “worst possible phone number entry” challenge, but how about calendar?

If you thought regular frontend is not complex enough, you can look forward for web standards handling shape-changing displays

I think Apple is not ridiculed enough for the absolute garbage they put out as “new features”

My favorite hobby: reading EDN spec and finding examples where practice diverges from theory.

E.g. did you know that

.1

parses as a symbol?

Or that

:/

and

:///

are both valid keywords but

://

isn’t?

Also this:

#uuid "f-7-1-a-8"

is a perfectly fine UUID.

Anyway, have a good weekend!

To be used in FP presentations

How to turn the new Mac mini on/off.

This is not a joke. I repeat, I’m not joking

New YouTube progress indicator is slightly pink at one end specifically to annoy people like me

C in Apple stands for Centering

Programmers! Recognize this language? From Glass (2019)

This is an app that should do one thing and one thing only. PLEASE don’t work on new features. PLEASE don’t ensure I have best authentication experience

Still waiting for any company to implement this: obvious and unmistakable mute audio/disable video buttons

Holy shit! Why doesn’t every screenshot app work like that?

This should exist

Honey, are you okay? You barely use your herring phone

Comments in code be like

What do you think?