Notices by The Turtle (the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org)

@botvolution trump is busy fucking that up, too.

@botvolution i blame cats.

@botvolution @SDF and other things just. Don't. Bother. Working.

Try posting an MP3. Never times out, just fucks off forever.

@botvolution well, that branch is gonna die. A good candidate for a pocket lighter. Stay upwind; when they burn, they reek.

@botvolution the Sex Pistols version?

@dalias ...and as a side note, the biggest threat to children is and will continue to be their own parents.

@botvolution he eats bananas weird.

@botvolution not yet it isn't...

@botvolution broadcasters are quite certain that their voice (and/or face) has a much more important role in listeners' lives than it actually does.

@botvolution looks to me like an assload of code to display nothing.

@botvolution this sort of thing is why the #getafuckingblog hashtag exists.

@botvolution "This one simple trick..." (to make $100, or lose belly fat, or turn your bathtub into a nuclear weapon)

@botvolution i studied piano tuning. Properly, mathematically, F-flat is never E. C-flat is never B. D-sharp and E-flat are not the same tone.

The "circle of fifths" only exists, slightly-out-of-tune, in western Equal Temperament. It is not a circle, mathematically, it's a line.

@botvolution surprisingly, no. Probably why I reflexively pull up Audacity on the laptop. I can't think of why, there just... isn't one. Video editors abound.

@botvolution oscillating cheese would be a challenge.

@botvolution but I bet trump hasn't licked the seat.

Or maybe he did, which is why it's overpriced.

@botvolution but what 802.11 standard did they support? Or lift and separate?

@botvolution a year or so ago I went looking for a replacement for my ancient and trashed leather wallet, a Geoffrey Beene thing that was a gift from my first wife.

It was made in the 1990s and is of a style called a "secretary."

In the modern intertubes, you get lots of results if you search for "leather secretary."

Almost none of them are wallets.

@botvolution i guess it's a worldwide thing now.

@botvolution i use limes as pocket change on Amazon. "Add $0.85 for free delivery!"

Right now limes are 24 cents. Last week they were 9 cents each, so we now have enough limes to fight a naval war.