Notices by The Turtle (the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org), page 2

@maskedscheduler "All The Shit That Fits, We Print" ®

@botvolution "yellow cat, yellow cat, yellow cat, yellow catcatcatcatcatcat..."

To the tune of "The Happy Wanderer."

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"Everybody was KUNG-FU FARTIIIIIIING!!!
Those shits were fast as lightniiiiiing..."

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@botvolution she's dating a bro! How did this happen?

@botvolution @SDF it regularly goes a week or more without updating... it and "News."

@botvolution what do we need them for, then?

@feoh @fmhilton and no, having a baybeeee won't "make your husband grow up."

@botvolution it was pretty solid. Netware 4 got goofy. And Windows NT4 server? Junk.

@botvolution i still have my install diskettes for that on NetWare 3.12. It was solid as a rock.

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@scribe sometimes, in person, somebody will hear my stop-having-babies-now ideology and open their foodholes and say "but then humans would die out!"

I just say, "I don't see a problem with that. Can you name me anybody that isn't a human that would really give a shit?"

Usually they mention their dog.

Great, let's fuck up the earth because of your dog.

@botvolution i say that to the cats all the time.

@TheConversationUS @victorpickard public funding of media puts it squarely under the control of peevish assholes from Montana and Alabama. Look how many times assholes have threatened funding for NPR and PBS everytime they don't like something.

"Public funding" as in "the actual public" can work. 'Political government funding" doesn't work in the US and many other places.

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@scribe WE DEMAND SNORLAX!!

@scribe my daily-use MacBook Pro was built almost 16 years ago. Jacked way beyond what it left the factory, though. 6Gb of RAM, 2TB of SSD.

Sometimes it seems like Canadian municipalities have a real problem with "if we can't do it perfectly, we just won't do it at all."

This shows up repeatedly when dealing with issues about housing.

At least they're doing something, sometimes.

#canada

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/kingston-tiny-sleeping-cabins-council-votes-to-wind-down-program-for-homeless-1.7022172

@botvolution oddly, i ordered and received two bottles of Pepcid last month. Can't find either of them, so I will likely buy them again.

@PavelASamsonov Tasty.

Me, I'm still wondering what the onions did.