If Mitch McConnell were a vegetable which vegetable would he be?
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Aug-2026 11:46:49 JST
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Aug-2026 09:11:43 JST
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Lake Mexico
Gulf of OntarioDibs
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Aug-2026 08:46:01 JST
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once you accept that this is a crime family and not an administration it all makes perfect sense
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Aug-2026 02:21:14 JST
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today ich bin ein Canadian
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Aug-2026 02:03:32 JST
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rfk jr prujured himself nothing will be done
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Aug-2026 02:02:01 JST
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this from the asshole who on 9/11 said he now had the tallest building in manhattan which of course was a lie. how the fuck do we allow this motherfucker to remain in office. an insult to all who died and to all my home town went through. i hate him.
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 29-Aug-2026 23:24:07 JST
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look what i found
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 29-Aug-2026 06:40:54 JST
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would someone show our führer a map of the great lakes and ask him to point out lake america (ontario)……that would be good for a laugh
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 29-Aug-2026 04:18:55 JST
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trump is a concept
By which we measure
Our pain
I'll say it again
trump is a concept
By which we measure
Our pain
I don't believe in justice
I don't believe in science
I don't believe in health care
I don't believe in congress
I don't believe in nature
I don't believe in religion
I don't believe in reason
I don't believe in briefings
I don't believe in Chuck
I don't believe in COVID
I don't believe in OBAMA
I just believe in me
Natalie and me
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 29-Aug-2026 04:06:37 JST
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three pillars of trumpism
racism
fear of the other
nihilism/endtimes
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Aug-2026 10:46:29 JST
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he is doing putin’s work
destroying our nation as we sit by
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Aug-2026 03:10:03 JST
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he is putin’s puppet charged with destroying the united states from within. he is kept in line through kompromat…pee tapes, epstein files and more. he is doing an excellent job. he is winning. the maga republican congress and the maga supreme court are his elves. the democrats are spineless with weak leadership. he will rig or suspend the elections. our führer
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Aug-2026 00:32:38 JST
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ya think the democrats will do anything about this? I don’t
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 27-Aug-2026 09:01:59 JST
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I saw it at the Waverly in the Village shortly after it started its midnight residency.
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 27-Aug-2026 01:46:38 JST
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t raitor
r acist
u nhinged
m alignant narcissist
p edophileour führer
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Aug-2026 09:27:16 JST
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rapist
sex trafficker
money launderer
pedophile
felonneed i go on
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Aug-2026 08:02:05 JST
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this motherfucker is going to raze a cultural institution because he can’t get his fucking name on it? and that’s normal and he’s doing all this while losing a war and destroying democratic elections. how did we come to this?
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Aug-2026 01:49:14 JST
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has jeffries ever offered a reason for meeting with trump crime family member jushner?
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Aug-2026 00:36:05 JST
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putin’s puppet. you know how this all ends right? you do don’t you?
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Masked Scheduler (maskedscheduler@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Aug-2026 09:14:23 JST
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the supreme court just rigged the midterms