Notices by A Flock of Beagles (burnitdown@beige.party)

@goatsarah @impy

there is an old mall here which has housed the Hudson's Bay Company for several decades, which has a ground floor walk-through area that goes to the street on the next block. that was where they put the perfume counter. until about ten years ago, when they finally changhed it, i'd hold my breath walking through there.

what's an election? does it build solidarity between workers? will it abolish capitalism and bring greater liberty for all? if not, what's it for?

@steter @danwentzel

why do you even remember a number like that? of what use is it to you?

was anyone even counting when those people were president? the only one i remember that happening with was George W. Bush, and that was also the last time everyone thought it was funny and somehow useful to call fascists ableist slurs instead of naming what they do. that should tell about who cares about counting politicians' lies, and when they decide to do it.

if no one counts the lies, it doesn't mean the lies didn't happen. it means that people with an obvious bias choose to only count lies under certain conditions, but do not count lies when it would mean criticising their equally fascist Democrat party.

it's not false equivalency, it's you having a confirmation bias.

@steter @danwentzel

all presidents lie a lot. just like cops, they have the power to do that. changing the president doesn't stop presidents from lying.

@steter @danwentzel all presidents lie.

@skinnylatte it's almost as if potatoes are native to the Americas :blobcat_thinkingcool:

@tasiaiso @njion

maybe gay sex workers roasted the coffee and we should all buy some.

@jessienab

he literally just did exactly what Pierre McPoyle has been begging the Liberals to do since the creation of the carbon tax.

he is leader of a party whose previous leaders include Justin Trudeau, who just told you he's a fascist by saying he's a Zionist "and no one should be afraid to say that" (yes they should.), and his father, Pierre Trudeau, who was in a fascist cult before he became a politician, and if you think that didn't affect him, you are sorely mistaken. the elder Trudeau's cabinet was full of fascists, including Jean Chretien.

if you don't think the Liberals are a fascist political party, you haven't paid attention. if you think the idea is ridiculous, buckle up and don't complain.

@skinnylatte doesn't that mean it will also keep cold water cold?

@debby @protonprivacy

they're nazis. nothing of value is being lost.

@inthehands who tf owns a Tesla? not people who don't have money!

@inthehands stop paying for it and launch it back to the dealership with a trebuchet?

@selzero why doesn't anyone else try to kill him? all of these people could just beat and strangle him to death. look at all of the wood chairs in the room!

@emily

sometimes you just need to say "you know what linux? fuck you." and delete the kernel. that'll show it.

@inthehands i believe they could be sued for saying something like that, and it's why they don't?

@owl @CAETFOOD often found next to dilithium crystals