Notices by Crystal_Fish_Caves (crystal_fish_caves@mstdn.party)

from Jalopnik; "Remember "The Dukes Of Hazzard," that neat little show that went off the air 40 years ago yet inexplicably remains a major part of car culture to this day? Well, Kid Rock remembers, and he apparently loved the show so much that he elected to adorn a new Cybertruck with the General Lee's enduring livery."

Read More: https://www.jalopnik.com/kid-rocks-general-lee-cybertruck-rolls-so-many-bad-idea-1851488237/

Stupid is as stupid does.

@TheJen I got hit 4x today. Calling it the Caturday Pornado.

Pre #covid I was a well paid electro mechanical assembler. Now I am a poorly paid remote worker taking donation calls.

The #PBS calls give me a unique perspective on the country; I talk to people all over the US and Canada every day. People are freaking the hell out terrified of losing PBS so donations are surging.

Cancellations are also surging as people flee the US to Canada and Europe.

Just took a cancellation; Imagine moving from USA to Germany to get away from #Nazi s. What a world.

**Bong** Time to Feed the Alien **Bong** Time to Feed the Alien...

#SciFiTownCrierAlerts
#HashTagGames

ATTENTION WORLD; DO NOT TRAVEL HERE

HERE BE DRAGONS or at least guns racism bigotry our national parks will have rampant wild fires, over flowing garbage and toilets, no rangers or guides and the inhabitants will be hostile with envy and because we are all miserable.

Hit us where it hurts; our wallets. Spend no money here especially on a Tesla. Thank you for your attention.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled scrolling.

Good News! I was successfully able to complete 48 hours of sobriety for the first time since covid blew the crap out of my life.

Bad News! I am so fucking irritable people on the phone with their fucking stupid ass questions are on my last damn nerve.

Im taking donations at my remote shite job so I really cant be rude but yall pushing my angry button!

#Covid destroyed my career as an electro-mechanical assembler. Now trying to make a living for me and my fish and fur kids with a craft store. All boosts or posts to other social media greatly appreciated!

Hand created aquarium ornaments. Many colors and styles, some glow in the dark and some even Float!

Find me on #Ebay!!
https://www.ebay.com/usr/crystal_fish_caves #tropicalfish #aquarium #cichlids #crafts #handmade #pets #FishofMastodon #fedigiftshop #art #FishFriday #fishtank

This really happened; I see the youngest of 3 boys on their porch ringing their doorbell. Ring it again! Ring it again! the older bros keep yelling at him from inside.

I go across the street to see wazzup. On the table is their goldfish. Dead. They have used an exacto to surgically get access to its heart, have run sterio wires from the doorbell, and are trying to shock it back to life. Unclear what they would have done had it worked.

swear to god.

#LifeWithoutInternetAnything
#HashtagGames

Tangerine Tyrant struck again this time at a Museum; "sweeping anti-diversity executive action struck again – this time in the halls of the National Cryptologic Museum" where plaques commemorating the contributions of women and people of ethnic diversity WERE COVERED UP WITH BROWN PAPER!!!!!!!!!!

This was later removed with 'ooops our bad' after MUCH BLOWBACK.

anyone think it would have been removed if no one said anything???

this is such a fucking disgrace.

#uspol

When you hire based on looks not qualifications, gonna bite you in the ass eventually. Or maybe almost immediately!

From Rawstory; highlights in the alt or read it all here---->

https://www.rawstory.com/karoline-leavitt-2671027354/?cx_testId=6&cx_testVariant=cx_undefined&cx_artPos=2&cx_experienceId=EXC93HV4HK4I&cx_experienceActionId=showRecommendationsVP9S9ZC8WNR522#cxrecs_s

@br00t4c

@br00t4c As a binge drinking alcoholic I can confirm ALCOHOL WITHDRAWL IS REAL. After 40 years of weekend binge drinking I began to suffer with severe headaches, stomach cramps, hot flashes, nausea, and RAGE 4 days into my work week. I could not make it through Friday without a drink or two at lunch, sometimes even before work just to make it until the real drinking could begin.

If Hegseth thinks he can dry out on a dime I suspect he will end up nuking San Francisco for looking at him funny.

GREATEST CAR AD EVER for the Dodge EV

A soothing voice says “We aren’t building electric vehicles because it’s trendy. We’re building them to protect our future and our children’s future, we’re building electric vehicles to save our planet..."

The voice suddenly becomes loud and threatening "To save it from all those lame, soulless, weak-looking, self-driving sleep pods everyone else keeps polluting our streets with … That’s why we’re doing it!!!"

someone please buy me one? 🥺

suck it #elon

@soc_i_ety Please take Washington state, West Oregon (east would just as soon be part of Idaho; fuck them) and California (except riverside cnty) with you PLEASE!!!

That should bankrupt the rest of the US and teach the mango maniac a lesson in being a racist moron.

@VeroniqueB99 From Gary Larson; he writes in his book "A Brief History of the Farside" (absolutely heylarious read btw) that he got hammered with comments that Polar bears (North Pole) and Penguins (South Pole) would never actually meet.

Or maybe there used to be North Pole Penguins and the Polar bears ate them all. Could go either way....

@carlysagan @juergen_hubert @cstross How about this; for every million you have, you are required to spend one week working a minimum wage job and living on that income alone.

Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me) did this experiment and it was very enlightening, and he is not even a rich asshole.

Wake up and smell the inequity you rich bastards.

#EatTheRich

#Caturday