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Crystal_Fish_Caves (crystal_fish_caves@mstdn.party)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jan-2025 11:01:55 JST Crystal_Fish_Caves

GREATEST CAR AD EVER for the Dodge EV
A soothing voice says “We aren’t building electric vehicles because it’s trendy. We’re building them to protect our future and our children’s future, we’re building electric vehicles to save our planet..."
The voice suddenly becomes loud and threatening "To save it from all those lame, soulless, weak-looking, self-driving sleep pods everyone else keeps polluting our streets with … That’s why we’re doing it!!!"
someone please buy me one? 🥺
suck it #elon
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1. Scene; a dodge comes at you head on out of the fog lights on and eerily back lit; a soothing voice comes on, “We aren’t building electric vehicles because it’s trendy. We’re building them to make a difference. To protect our future and our children’s future, we’re building electric vehicles to save our planet." The voice shifts suddenly to a harsh threatening loud tone, "To save it from all those lame, soulless, weak-looking, self-driving sleep pods everyone else keeps polluting our streets with … That’s why we’re doing it!!!" I almost wet myself in shock and laughter. Please someone buy me this car I will be your bestest ever friend.
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