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ATTENTION WORLD; DO NOT TRAVEL HERE

HERE BE DRAGONS or at least guns racism bigotry our national parks will have rampant wild fires, over flowing garbage and toilets, no rangers or guides and the inhabitants will be hostile with envy and because we are all miserable.

Hit us where it hurts; our wallets. Spend no money here especially on a Tesla. Thank you for your attention.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled scrolling.