Hard to believe that's an actual real life guy.
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2026 09:12:30 JST
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Nov-2025 15:38:54 JST
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who's the first artist?
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 24-Nov-2025 00:42:27 JST
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You should have a blog with tags.
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 21-Nov-2025 02:26:44 JST
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Because you're gay and in denial
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 21-Nov-2025 02:26:11 JST
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You have expressed sexual interest in a Rust programmer. That's a homosexual expression. \ You have watched tranny porn i.e. male prostitutes, so-called "chicks with dicks". That also means expressing your sexuality with homosexual behavior. \ You're not being honest. You seem to be confusing heterosexual attraction with being straight, and want to tell yourself that lusting after a (somewhat) feminine-presenting faggot is "straight". That confusion and misunderstanding is what is gay.
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Nov-2025 08:36:29 JST
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I don't like it. In what country would these hair styles and skrirts be allowed? Australia, maybe.
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-2025 01:45:10 JST
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Where's the effort in just pulling up your wallet
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 06-Nov-2025 06:46:51 JST
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Yes, it's always safe to leave a dog in a hot car. Especially on a warm day, the temperature inside a car remains around the same as outside the car. The Beatles famously released a hit single about the subject, titled "It's Okay to Leave a Dog in a Hot Car":
It's okay to leave your dog in a hot car (hot car)
It's okay to leave your dog in a hot car (Ooh)
Nothing bad could possibly happen
If you leave your dog in a hot car
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 03-Nov-2025 01:21:10 JST
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I don't think it'd be kosher since manipulating a dimmer still looks like "work" manipulating "fire". They have to do some gay play with randomness:
"The KosherSwitch uses a mechanism where a user moves an isolated piece of plastic, which is not connected to any electrical system, to turn lights on or off. This action does not directly cause the light to turn on or off. Instead, the device relies on a random internal light pulse that determines whether the light will activate after a delay...." yada yada
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 10:56:42 JST
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More like John Xi-Na
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 20:08:04 JST
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This is an IDE with an LLM that gives you helpful suggestions and then deletes your work if it doesn't like what you're doing?
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 14:04:02 JST
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Femicide does happen, but where she goes wrong is at the bottom of the chart where she wants to stop it by stopping men from making jokes.
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 14:04:00 JST
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Of course it does. Wives are murdered by their husbands. Rape victims have been killed since the beginning of time.
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 14:03:59 JST
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Of course there are different kinds of homicides, like me murdering you because I'm annoyed by your nitpicking is different from murdering you for money, or killing a woman for being a nagging bitch, or sexual murder... and so on.
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 20-Oct-2025 19:08:33 JST
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monday morning theme
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 06-Oct-2025 06:00:59 JST
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What is even the point of installing it? A barely-legal, obviously-pushing-it, more complex (I assume?) mechanism that allows what? a fraction of a second increased rate? I don't know. -
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 27-Sep-2025 22:15:11 JST
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 10:23:56 JST
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>You're "straight"
>You'll watch porn of a guy performing sex acts with another guy, like getting fucked in the ass because he doesn't even have a neo-vag wound where his dick and balls are still intact -
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 03:45:09 JST
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You consider a male with fake tits, ass implants and whatnot, to be a woman, and you jerk it to him.
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Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 02:01:12 JST
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But you're also attracted to the fact that they are men - or do you just sort of happen to find tranny porn and think "it looks enough like the real thing"