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Notices by Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)

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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2026 09:12:30 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • DulceKennedy

    Hard to believe that's an actual real life guy.

    In conversation about 8 months ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Nov-2025 15:38:54 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • pistolero
    • Dymphna

    who's the first artist?

    In conversation about 11 months ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 24-Nov-2025 00:42:27 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • 翠星石
    • SuperDicq
    • aetios
    • φ

    You should have a blog with tags.

    In conversation about 11 months ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 21-Nov-2025 02:26:44 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Johnny Peligro
    • vic

    Because you're gay and in denial

    In conversation about 11 months ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 21-Nov-2025 02:26:11 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Johnny Peligro
    • vic

    You have expressed sexual interest in a Rust programmer. That's a homosexual expression. \ You have watched tranny porn i.e. male prostitutes, so-called "chicks with dicks". That also means expressing your sexuality with homosexual behavior. \ You're not being honest. You seem to be confusing heterosexual attraction with being straight, and want to tell yourself that lusting after a (somewhat) feminine-presenting faggot is "straight". That confusion and misunderstanding is what is gay.

    In conversation about 11 months ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Nov-2025 08:36:29 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Wiz

    I don't like it. In what country would these hair styles and skrirts be allowed? Australia, maybe.

    In conversation about 11 months ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-2025 01:45:10 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Johnny Peligro

    Where's the effort in just pulling up your wallet

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 06-Nov-2025 06:46:51 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • 「CM VRISKA」
    • djsumdog
    • :trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw:

    Yes, it's always safe to leave a dog in a hot car. Especially on a warm day, the temperature inside a car remains around the same as outside the car. The Beatles famously released a hit single about the subject, titled "It's Okay to Leave a Dog in a Hot Car":

    It's okay to leave your dog in a hot car (hot car)

    It's okay to leave your dog in a hot car (Ooh)

    Nothing bad could possibly happen

    If you leave your dog in a hot car

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 03-Nov-2025 01:21:10 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • kaia
    • cjd

    I don't think it'd be kosher since manipulating a dimmer still looks like "work" manipulating "fire". They have to do some gay play with randomness:

    "The KosherSwitch uses a mechanism where a user moves an isolated piece of plastic, which is not connected to any electrical system, to turn lights on or off. This action does not directly cause the light to turn on or off. Instead, the device relies on a random internal light pulse that determines whether the light will activate after a delay...." yada yada

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 10:56:42 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Sir Mike44 JRnotBS ☠🦈🦛🐊🇺🇸
    • Quantum Confusion
    • [ZeroSum06] ⚠️ ☣️ ✨️

    More like John Xi-Na

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 20:08:04 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    • Blurry Moon

    This is an IDE with an LLM that gives you helpful suggestions and then deletes your work if it doesn't like what you're doing?

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 14:04:02 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Bread up, Bro
    • [vtuber] All-bones Jones :verified:
    • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

    Femicide does happen, but where she goes wrong is at the bottom of the chart where she wants to stop it by stopping men from making jokes.

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 14:04:00 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Bread up, Bro
    • [vtuber] All-bones Jones :verified:
    • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

    Of course it does. Wives are murdered by their husbands. Rape victims have been killed since the beginning of time.

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 14:03:59 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Bread up, Bro
    • [vtuber] All-bones Jones :verified:
    • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

    Of course there are different kinds of homicides, like me murdering you because I'm annoyed by your nitpicking is different from murdering you for money, or killing a woman for being a nagging bitch, or sexual murder... and so on.

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 20-Oct-2025 19:08:33 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Shadowman311
    • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
    • Tyler
    • Cobalt Sasquatch

    monday morning theme

    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 06-Oct-2025 06:00:59 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Hoss Delgado
    • Matt Hamilton
    What is even the point of installing it? A barely-legal, obviously-pushing-it, more complex (I assume?) mechanism that allows what? a fraction of a second increased rate? I don't know.
    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 27-Sep-2025 22:15:11 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    Good morning
    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink

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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 10:23:56 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Iska
    • Johnny Peligro
    • Cozy NCD
    • Ube Maija
    • pom
    >You're "straight"

    >You'll watch porn of a guy performing sex acts with another guy, like getting fucked in the ass because he doesn't even have a neo-vag wound where his dick and balls are still intact
    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 03:45:09 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Iska
    • Johnny Peligro
    • Cozy NCD
    • Ube Maija
    • pom
    You consider a male with fake tits, ass implants and whatnot, to be a woman, and you jerk it to him.
    Congratulations you're a homosexual.
    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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    Bret Slowak (retardstrength@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 02:01:12 JST Bret Slowak Bret Slowak
    in reply to
    • Iska
    • Johnny Peligro
    • Cozy NCD
    • Ube Maija
    • pom
    But you're also attracted to the fact that they are men - or do you just sort of happen to find tranny porn and think "it looks enough like the real thing"
    In conversation about a year ago from shitpost.cloud permalink
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