Notices by Eric G. (ericg@beige.party)

The boat with all my vegetables capsized. Now I'm staring at twenty thousand leeks under the sea.

@evan This is a time where I'm sure I have a clever followup but in further examination, the joke doesn't quite work; it's just awkward enough to almost be but not quite funny.

In recognition of my not-quite-good riposte, I'll do it anyway:

I hear the strong winds there are often referred to as the NoMe Gustas

You do you, Koh Samui

#KohSamui #Thailand

@dgar Working so much while having the bell tower non-functional certainly took a toll.

Seems like we're going with stomach-knotted anxiety this morning.

@maj @evan Likely Ko Lanta (home of Drinkies II) or Ko Samui.

@evan Move to Thailand. Warm beaches. Cold beer. Philosophical conversations with my cat. Quality time with my wife. Learn A2 Thai, at minimum. Sell my house (*). Scuba dive. Figure out what we really want beyond that in a year or so. Come visit once we're settled!

(*) Anyone want to buy a house on Orcas Island? Let's talk!

And there it is. I've retired.

@evan Yes, but to set it up, you must call the ISP and tell the nice person over the phone which username and password you wish to have.

@evan Yes, but, public housing shouldn't be seen as punishment. They shouldn't be designed to look like low-security prisons.

@mattl I think rubymonk.com is still cool if a bit dated.

@evan A 1-L lama is a Tibetan priest; a 2-L llama is a Peruvian pack animal; a 3-L lllama is a really big fire.

Nothing else makes sense, so here's a shot of #Balvanie 14.

#Scotch #Whiskey

@evan This thread is righteous. Thank you for the eloquent framing of the voices of chaos in my head.

@catsalad @malanalysis Big Neigh denies everything.