Notices by fastfinge (fastfinge@fed.interfree.ca)

How come when a bird sits on my roof and makes its mating calls, everyone says it’s beautiful. But when I sit on my roof and yell “sex! Sex! Anyone? Sex?” everyone says they’re going to call the cops.

@Fragglemuppet @simon Because not being a trans person, I am still able to read and enjoy Harry Potter and its related fanfics and works. However, I don't give the author any money, and I put a content warning on any Harry Potter related post I make, because I recognize that this aspect of my personality is harmful and unsafe for others. So the best way for me to be a person who's safe to be around is to put a warning on Harry Potter related posts.

@Fragglemuppet @simon Even then, though, the basic premise of the work is infected with the opinions of the person who authored it. Yes, it's possible to be transformational and remove those views, or for them not to come into it. However, JKR is a clear and present danger. I'll stop putting content warnings when:
1. She's dead, and can thus do no more harm.
2. If I'm linking a fic written by a trans author with trans characters.

Death of the author as a literary theory kind of requires that the author, you know, die. Especially in the case of JKR, where she still exerts control over the Harry Potter world, still makes money off of it, and spends that money in ways that support her views. When she's gone, none of those things will apply, and I would agree that at that point, a content warning is no longer a requirement.

Haven't read it yet, but this looks like another interesting #fanfic:
Harry Potter and The Great Escape To China - Part 1 by
naughtypixie
"Snape decides to save Lily's son.
The measures are a touch drastic, but Harry isn't minding the results." archiveofourown.org/works/37143376/chapters/92664745 #hp #harrypotter

@Fragglemuppet My big problem with dreams in fiction is that they're always foreshadowing, or they mean something. If you search the fedidreams hashtag, you'll see that mine almost never do.

Oh, I wrote down this #fedidreams post this morning and meant to post it, but never did: last night I dreamed that the company where I work put me in charge of our next business-critical project: shipping flumps to every single contractor, employee, customer, and prospect. Apparently, according to the slideshow presentation in my dream, flumps are the perfect analogy for digital accessibility: they're long, floppy, and multi-coloured. In the dream, this made perfect sense.

@hyc Interesting that it continues to exist, and is the default in every major distro, then. Apparently Linux is just as subject to enshittification as everything else.

@dalias @freya Heck, the standard Debian bookworm install media doesn’t have onboard sound chipset working on my framework AMD laptop. And framework intentionally supports Debian.

@freya Nope. USB images don’t support sound or screen readers. So reinstall involves creating a preseed on another machine, making a custom image, and reinstalling. If I can’t have SSH and network, or sound and a screen reader, reinstall is my only option. And the systemd emergency target denies me both of those things, as do live images.

@freya Only if you have a hardware synthesizer. I’ve never, in 20 years of running Linux machines, had sound work out of the box. Not once. Serial console output used to work, but not so much, these days.

@freya Bog standard amd64 with onboard sound chipset. The live image didn’t have sound, and my installed system doesn’t either.

@freya I probably need some non free driver.

Even completely headless, command line #linux doesn't prioritize #accessibility in any way. Today I had to reinstall an entire #debian system from scratch because a drive listed in my /etc/fstab died. That makes #systemd boot into emergency mode, where you get no SSH, no network, no sound, and no screen reader. There is no quick way to force it to try and boot even though drive 7 of 11 has died, and it could absolutely bring up SSH and the network to let me fix it if it wanted to, just like sysvinit used to do. You can't even force systemd to add SSH and the network to emergency mode because of circular dependencies. nofail will only continue the boot if the drive doesn't exist, but if the filesystem has issues...emergency mode for you. In short: if your drive dies on Linux, fuck you. Be able to see, or reinstall your entire system, because nobody in Linuxland gives a shit about #a11y or your needs.

You know your at a real Chinese restaurant when you’re the only person in the place who isn’t Chinese and sweet and sour chicken balls are listed on the menu in a section called Canadian food.