@JohnConway Here's a text transcription of the audio:
"My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 17 years old. I believe in being sigma. In the morning if my feet is a little cringe, I'll put on Azman gold while doing my stomach crunches. I can do seven now. After I leave the chat, I chug down a Prime and devour a Lunchable. The combined nutrients of both help my broccoli hair grow in nice and curly. In the shower, I use my dick to pee into my own mouth. Swish, swish. Once, then twice. I then go on my iPad to play Fortnite. I use my favorite skin, Peter Griffin, even though he's not accurate to the show. When I get a number one Victory Royale, I make my daily donation to BLM. And use ChatGPT to do my homework, so I have more time to go in an edge. I can last four hours now. I then have a realistic panic attack while listening to Zelda and chill. There is an idea of Patrick Bateman, some kind of sigma, but there is no real me. Only a black-pilled chud. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I am simply, just, Skibiddy."
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