Notices by Basil (basil@sarcasm.stream)

@dick_turpin made use of some of that sludgy beer, I see. Good lad.

@dick_turpin are these the ones from the delivery destination saga?

@morph @dick_turpin @ken_fallon haha I just asked the same thing.

@dick_turpin you're dead to me.

@neil for me, I wish there was a broader activitypub server that could interact with different clients in different ways, as needed.

Following my server with a pixelfed client - here's my photos.

Following with a microblogging client - here's my notes timeline.

Etc etc.

I want one big activity stream that behaves in different ways with different clients.

@glynmoody struggling to reconcile these 2 statements:

"It transpired that Anderson-Letts had previously been issued an animal banning order"

"up until her offending, she was a person of good character"

Her representative must have pulled his hamstring reaching for that one.

@luke @Paul coffee making facilities in the bedroom is the dream. That way I can sleep in, be the last person up, and still enjoy a coffee in peace.

If my ISP or anyone else ever comes at me regarding piracy I'm just going to say I'm training my LLM.

Happy birthday @andyc

If you ever think your job is pointless. Imagine being one of the people that designs the extra modes and presets on a microwave.

My (now dead) microwave has about 19 buttons and a dial.

I've only pressed 2 of those buttons in its entire lifespan:
"Start/+30s"
"Pause/Cancel"

Our new corporate overlords are AI obsessed.

They mandated we implement an AI document translation system that could replace the current system of sending a medical file to a human and asking them to translate it.

So it was done.

And every single one of our clients has sensibly refused to approve its use on their accounts.

Sometimes I see online product reviews that remind me of my wife.

1 star. Not the size I thought it would be. I should have checked the dimensions.

@kevie love delirium red.

Fixed it.

@kev says the man with multiple mastodon servers 😜

@kevie here it's been raining nonstop all autumn. 😉

Came for the style, stayed for the reference. Cheers 🍻

Can't wrap my head around paying to listen to Gruber spout his bullshit.

@ghostdancer yeah, the blokes an absolute drip.