Notices by Luke (luke@social.sdfeu.org)

@kevie @theru @morph @Paul howdy all. Had a terrible Monday so far so hopefully it can't get any worse.

@morph @Paul howdy gents. Have a good day

Put the dried fruit for my Christmas Cake to steep in rum this week. Needs 3 months to make it just right. #Baking #Cake

@inscius @Paul howdy you duffers!

@theru @morph @inscius @Paul @hiker @dick_turpin @tpheine happy day!

@kevie @dick_turpin @morph @theru I’ve now got the “It Ain’t Half Hot Mum” theme music in my head!

@theru @Paul howdy chaps!

Council have put these signs up all along my road. Thing is 22nd is the Thursday so no one knows which day they mean. Shambles.

@Paul enjoy. What’s getting grilled today?

The #Coop #Hack supply chain problems has really hit the Coop near my work hard! Loads of empty shelves for fresh and chilled items.

@scribe thank goodness for that hashtag as otherwise that’s a confusing toot!

@theru howdy! Are you off out on your bike today?

#CrapGraffiti #hove when does really dislike become hate? Seemingly that line hasn’t been crossed.

@theru @Paul @morph hey hi

Was just on the bus home and a tipsy lady started asking me about my tattoos (not that uncommon as I’ve got some quite unique tattoos on both legs). She then started telling me about her tattoos including the one near her pubic hair. She had an ex’s name there but he turned out to be a twat so had it covered up. The cover up was an orchid but the tattooist wasn’t very good “and it looked like a pussy with a clit and everything”. Apparently now she keeps a full bush down there to keep it hidden

Was a lot of information from a stranger within 3 minutes of meeting them.

Here’s my #Tattoos which prompted the conversation

🤦♀️🤦♀️

Student rescued from Mount Fuji twice in one week

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/28/student-rescued-from-mount-fuji-twice-in-one-week

Seemingly this is the spot

Respect to my neighbour. Shoplifted the wine and still recycling the bottle. 👍