Notices by Luke (luke@social.sdfeu.org)

@theru howdy! Are you off out on your bike today?

#CrapGraffiti #hove when does really dislike become hate? Seemingly that line hasn’t been crossed.

@theru @Paul @morph hey hi

Was just on the bus home and a tipsy lady started asking me about my tattoos (not that uncommon as I’ve got some quite unique tattoos on both legs). She then started telling me about her tattoos including the one near her pubic hair. She had an ex’s name there but he turned out to be a twat so had it covered up. The cover up was an orchid but the tattooist wasn’t very good “and it looked like a pussy with a clit and everything”. Apparently now she keeps a full bush down there to keep it hidden

Was a lot of information from a stranger within 3 minutes of meeting them.

Here’s my #Tattoos which prompted the conversation

🤦♀️🤦♀️

Student rescued from Mount Fuji twice in one week

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/28/student-rescued-from-mount-fuji-twice-in-one-week

Seemingly this is the spot

Respect to my neighbour. Shoplifted the wine and still recycling the bottle. 👍

@morph @dick_turpin 🤣 the morning session had finished and they kicked everyone out! There were maybe 12-15 swimmers

Just had a swim at my favourite outdoor pool. Water temperature was 14c so not bad at all

@dick_turpin it was 14c which isn’t too bad

Saw this Easter display and was terrified. Wasn’t sure if it was a person or a dummy for ages.

@Paul @morph hey hey chaps.

@fesshole thing is most of the people you’ll be doing that to aren’t from London either and are daytrippers like yourself. Basically you’re just a dickhead.

Very important message for squid.

Very important notice in Newhaven #Sussex

@ghostdancer @theru @hiker @tpheine @morph @Paul can you keep it down please, some of us are trying to have a lie-in.

Well that’s crap. Power circuit downstairs keeps tripping even though we’ve unplugged everything connected to it. Currently waiting on an electrician which I’m sure will cost a small fortune. ☹️

Well the electrician didn’t cost me anything as while waiting I pulled the integrated fridge freezer out from fitted kitchen in case they needed to test that socket and there’s a little damp there. By the time the sparks turned up the circuit had stopped tripping so we assumed it must be that that is causing it. So no money on electrician but need to get builder to work out why it’s a little damp there. Fridge currently in middle of kitchen ☹️