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Was just on the bus home and a tipsy lady started asking me about my tattoos (not that uncommon as I’ve got some quite unique tattoos on both legs). She then started telling me about her tattoos including the one near her pubic hair. She had an ex’s name there but he turned out to be a twat so had it covered up. The cover up was an orchid but the tattooist wasn’t very good “and it looked like a pussy with a clit and everything”. Apparently now she keeps a full bush down there to keep it hidden