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@morph @Paul @inscius @theru @tpheine @hiker
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Morning All
Anyone for cricket?
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Waiting for the sun.
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Celebrating two days at Home.

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@morph IT'S FRIDAY!
@kevie

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And so we've made it to Friday without too many setbacks. None of this would have been possible without the support and generosity of @xvilo, the encouragement of @kevie the wit of @basil, the intelligence of @ghostdancer, the dedication of @Paul, the hard graft of @Steve, the kind words of @theru, the engagement of @radix023 & @citc for his big heart @tpheine my watchdog @steevc my nemisis @antiphase and finally but not least the awesome @andyc

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👩 "I can see the 36 emails in my deleted items. Can you remote on to my machine and move them the the sent items, please?"

🧠 You lazy fucktard! Highlight them all then drag them to your sent items you complete and utter waste of space!

👨 "Of course, just logging on now."

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Terrible devastation at ##CastleCannon today. We've reached out to Kier Starmer, given that all you ever hear about him is praiseworthy news.
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@Paul Morning, my little ray of sunshine.

@theru @kevie @morph @luke

The gangs all here. 👋

@kevie We, the committee, extend our deepest thanks for your daily contributions to the welfare and mental well-being of your fellow #Fediverse members. Your radiant, uplifting messages are a beacon to us all, embodying the finest traditions and ideals of the #FOSS ethos and the purest form of camaraderie. Yours is the standard we aspire to—our hopes lit by your brilliance.

If we stand on the shoulders of giants, those giants owe you a debt of gratitude for giving them somewhere to stand.

@kevie I await my thank you. 😉

If this doesn't make you laugh, you take life too seriously.

Morning All

It's a bit chilly in Winterfell this morning.
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Another sunny day in the glorious kingdom of Great Britain, and Keir Starmer intends to keep it that way by stopping people from coming here legally. What will be interesting to read in six months is the levels of legal immigration compared to illegal immigration. I fully expect a rise in rubber boat sales.
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@tpheine Morning

Just upgraded my #Friendica instance to
Version Friendica 'Interrupted Fern' 2024.12 - 1576, and I didn't lose any figures or an eye!

Never mind punching Nazis I'm gonna get in my car and punch a customer in a minute!

I've got two people talking about separate items on the same email! Both are confusing the hell out of me, made doubly worse because I have already (under instruction) placed the order for one of the individual's requirements. Now the other nob is emailing, "Is the ordered laptop comparable to the desktop?"

This is what happens when there are "Too many chiefs, not enough Indians."

While it shouldn't be, this is fecking hilarious!

ROTFLMAO

This has to be comment bait - The man who destroyed the Tories is their only chance! 🤦♂️

I can't see the Conservatives crawling out from under the rubble for at least ten years unless Labour do something insane.