Notices by dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)

@luke The last time I swam in a Lido was 1978. TFFT! 🥶

@luke They breed em' tough where you come from.

Morning All
Time to get ready for the Bank Holiday weekend.
#TZAG

Morning All
Can you believe it, I've had to put the heater on to warm my office up. 🙀
#TZAG

@antiphase Mate, that carpet is so old I think it'll need sawing when it's eventually taken up. I doubt burning will work on it.

@morph May The Pond Gods shower you with gifts. 😃
@Paul

Morning All
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I have had a McD's sausage and egg McMuffin this morning. In my defence, there is no yoghurt, bread, and very little milk at #CastleCannon this morning.
#TZAG

@Paul It's Friday. \o/

Hmm? I thought I muted Fedi Chick?

I wonder how many Facebook migrants the Fediverse is likely to get in the near future?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kglle0p3vo

Morning All

You know it's going to be a good day when two different scrap men argue over the IT crap you've chucked out.

#TZAG

@kevie @ghostdancer Any chance you can have a word with the big man upstairs and:

1. Make 16:45 come quicker today.
2. Some decent sun for the weekend would be nice.
3. A decent win on the lottery.

Morning All

Happy Friday.

#TZAG

I suppose it's not funny but. 🤣

BBC News: Man files complaint after ChatGPT said he killed his children
BBC News - Man files complaint after ChatGPT said he killed his children
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0kgydkr516o

Today's password is:

computersaysno1974#

🤦♂️ 🙈

@morph The EU will take anyone these days. 😉

That's not a tariff; that's a declaration of war!

Morning All
Now that's more like it.
#TZAG #Breakfast #Marmite

@basil I used to work just around the corner from the Marmite factory. The smell in the town was incredible. A mixture of beer and Marmite. YUM!

@basil Mate, a few of them were sludge when I poured them out.

I'm not a big beer drinker I prefer whiskey. I bought too many at Christmas.