Notices by dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)

Getting a tad frustrated. I need to send a PC to Health Spa, but I've no idea what cable to send for the monitor.

I purchased a domain for a customer, and I'm assured it's working, but the customer says she can't send it via it, which is holding me up from rolling it out to fourteen councillors.

And suddenly, I'm Accounts: "Why were we charged this much last month and yet this month we are being charged a whole lot less?"

@penguin42 It's in South Yorkshire. I think the missus might notice me missing, let alone work. 🤣

@kevie @luke @morph @Paul Morning. 👋

Morning All

OK, which of you bastards left the freezer door open last night? 🥶 ❄️

#TZAG

@ghostdancer It must have been pigging cold her last night because everywhere is permafrost.

@ghostdancer I wouldn't mind, but it was warming up!

Morning All

It's definitely getting lighter.
#TZAG

@ghostdancer @Paul

Morning 👋

Reading @chris's post, I was like 🧠 "Eight years?" then I looked, and I'm eight years in too!" I wonder if my time on identi.ca counts towards Fediverse association?

I keep asking the same question over and over again: How the fuck do people keep their jobs when they clearly don't know how to use the tools they are given?

𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: "All of my documents have been corrupted! They all look like this.

🧠 "𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯."

𝗠𝗲: "I think I'll nip to the shop and get a bag of crisps and a flapjack."

🧠 "𝘖𝘪, 𝘸𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘮. 𝘈𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?"

Morning All
It's a touch frosty out there today.
#TZAG

Hey children. There never was any privacy on the Interwebs and for the vast majority there is no privacy and there never will be.

You are in an exclusive micro ecosystem if you know how to limit your footprint because pretty much everyone else couldn't care less.

If you have an ebay, Amazon or Big and Bouncey account we know who you are. 🤣

And Fedora is still live on Facebook

Morning All.
Me and Grace are reading emails.
#TZAG

@luke

My PC is dead; I've got the apprentice (PFY) reinstalling it. You'll be pleased to know Linux to the rescue. I can still work.

@morph @kevie

@luke

He did make me laugh earlier when I said:

𝗠𝗲: "Also, I'll need Gimp on there."

𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲: "Is that something personal you're interested in?"

𝗠𝗲: "It's an image manipulation program; it's Open Source. I use it for our sales stuff."

𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲: "Oh?"

I'm not sure what the little tinker thinks I'm into in my own time. 🤣

@kevie @morph

@kevie #Hugs

WP is kicking me in the gonads today.

𝗠𝗲: "Why is the background blue? I've selected #ffffff"

Groan: I'll have to manually override whatever it is with custom CSS on the page.

body {
background-color: #FFFFFF;
}

And now the menu is not displaying on the new page. 😭

𝗪𝗣: "Here's a mahusive list of possibilities that will solve nothing."

I love the "Your template is not compatible with the latest WP."

Um yes, it is coz all the other pages are OK.

Just ordered (Through work) This:

Logitech MX Mechanical Wireless

My Logitech K750 (Solar Powered) Keyboard is terminally ill, and if I have to dig the rechargeable battery out one more time with a screwdriver, I think I'm gonna scream.