Notices by dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk), page 2

@morph When I get a minute, I might look for new phone ringtones/notifications. I already have sheep bleating for emails (Drives the missus mad) and 'Mexican Hat' (Nero Burning) for texts

Got to be a podcaster's dream come true?
https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?cat=Machines
The BBC sound effects library is now completely free to access

Morning All
Teaching Aliens how to count in EarthSpeak.
0 .1 ..2 .:3 ::4 .::5 :::6
#TZAG #Bobiverse

This chap has brought some specific skills to our operations this afternoon.

Back in the sanctuary that is #CastleCannon

Morning All
Overcast-dark, windy. 17C
#TZAG #UKweather

Currently Playing 🔊

@silkevicious It certainly doesn't look like this. Does it?

Lunch. 😐

I don't want to work in IT anymore. 😭

Morning all.

There, it's raining! Global Warming, my arse. It's not warmer in the kingdom of Midlandshire. 🌧️ ☔
#TTZAG #UKweather

Morning All

We're hurtling towards winter in the UK, and Carol says it's going to piss down over the next few days. 😞
#TZAG #UKweather

@morph I'm praying to The Pond Gods Greece, Kefalonia in particular, stays in the 30s through to September 18th, when I shall be returning to the UK but not via a boat. 😉

@Paul @morph Morning.

We're predicted 21C today, but it looks like it might go higher than that at the moment. 🙏

I couldn't give a flying fuck what Elon Musk does.

1. I don't work for him.
2. I have no business dealings with any company he owns.
3. I don't care about 𝕏; it's just a 'thing' to me.
4. He doesn't own my mortgage or my bank.
5. I don't own a Tesla.
6. I'll be dead by the time he lands on Mars.
7. I don't care that his asset worth is insane.

On a scale of importance, I care more about my dog than Elon. 🤷♂️

Ex-Twitter staffer wins $600K over Musk’s click-yes-or-resign ultimatum.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/08/elon-musk-loses-fight-with-ex-twitter-staffer-must-pay-600k/

@kevie I'd go further: You are the rainbow that lights up the room and fills the void with light.

Sick buckets are located, here, here and over there. 🙂

My office for the rest of the day. #WFH

Considering we're supposed to have rain, it's a tad warm. It certainly feels warmer than 21°C, at any rate.

You can tell the weather is warming up in the UK. We're having lots of riots lately.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/southport-stabbing-suspect-riot-mosque-attack-victims-name-b2588634.html

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-theres-rioting-in-leeds/

@penguin42 This is the Southport I remember.