Notices by dick_turpin :essex: :cc: (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk), page 2

Morning All

It's a bit chilly in Winterfell this morning.
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Another sunny day in the glorious kingdom of Great Britain, and Keir Starmer intends to keep it that way by stopping people from coming here legally. What will be interesting to read in six months is the levels of legal immigration compared to illegal immigration. I fully expect a rise in rubber boat sales.
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@tpheine Morning

Just upgraded my #Friendica instance to
Version Friendica 'Interrupted Fern' 2024.12 - 1576, and I didn't lose any figures or an eye!

Never mind punching Nazis I'm gonna get in my car and punch a customer in a minute!

I've got two people talking about separate items on the same email! Both are confusing the hell out of me, made doubly worse because I have already (under instruction) placed the order for one of the individual's requirements. Now the other nob is emailing, "Is the ordered laptop comparable to the desktop?"

This is what happens when there are "Too many chiefs, not enough Indians."

While it shouldn't be, this is fecking hilarious!

ROTFLMAO

This has to be comment bait - The man who destroyed the Tories is their only chance! 🤦♂️

I can't see the Conservatives crawling out from under the rubble for at least ten years unless Labour do something insane.

Morning All
Now Playing 🔉
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@kevie You know, for me, if they're looking at YouTube or Big-n-Bouncy, then while maybe now is not the right time for that, what plays on my mind more is speed and that look people have on their face when they cut you up driving. You know the one:

🧠 "If I look straight ahead, they won't see me."

It makes me think whatever they were up to would make whoever saw it pretty angry. 🤷♂️

Then again, maybe they're just embarrassed about Big-n-Bouncy. 😉

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𝗧𝗶𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆.
You will NEVER be able to minimise a window quickly enough without the person you minimised it for noticing. They may not see what you were looking at, but they will notice the disappearance.

More importantly, if you need to get rid of a window that quickly, maybe you shouldn't be looking at or doing whatever it is you don't want that person to see! 🤔

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This is a prime example of what I was talking about the other day, in wanting to be able to share a post with an explanation. (I know it's being worked on.)

IMO this is a 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗕𝗔𝗗 𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗔
Firstly, it's not a problem. It's only a problem to those who forget their passwords.

Secondly, the whole point of Encryption and passwords is to ensure only 𝗬𝗢𝗨 can get in. Opening additional access methods is insane, to put it mildly.

I feel the same about this as I did when SUDO was created.

Morning All
Another gorgeous day ahead.
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Within two minutes, I wanted to go home.
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@luke The last time I swam in a Lido was 1978. TFFT! 🥶

@luke They breed em' tough where you come from.

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Time to get ready for the Bank Holiday weekend.
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Can you believe it, I've had to put the heater on to warm my office up. 🙀
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@antiphase Mate, that carpet is so old I think it'll need sawing when it's eventually taken up. I doubt burning will work on it.

@morph May The Pond Gods shower you with gifts. 😃
@Paul

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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I have had a McD's sausage and egg McMuffin this morning. In my defence, there is no yoghurt, bread, and very little milk at #CastleCannon this morning.
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