@basil Mate, a few of them were sludge when I poured them out.
I'm not a big beer drinker I prefer whiskey. I bought too many at Christmas.
@basil Mate, a few of them were sludge when I poured them out.
I'm not a big beer drinker I prefer whiskey. I bought too many at Christmas.
@basil Yeah
Well, that's distressing. Had to throw a lot of beer away given it had: Best before 28-01-25 on them. ๐ญ
I am not American. ๐
@basil
Morning All
So apparently, Kier Starmer has offered himself to Trump.
https://www.politico.eu/article/how-keir-starmer-buttered-up-donald-trump/
๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐ง ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ ๐ก๐ข๐ง!
We have a laptop in, and the password is:
TheCompanyName12345 ๐ฑ ๐คฆโ๏ธ
ROTFLMAO
Elon and Trump want to visit Fort Knox to double-check that there's actually some gold there.
This is comedy gold. I can't help it; I think he's hysterical.
Getting a tad frustrated. I need to send a PC to Health Spa, but I've no idea what cable to send for the monitor.
I purchased a domain for a customer, and I'm assured it's working, but the customer says she can't send it via it, which is holding me up from rolling it out to fourteen councillors.
And suddenly, I'm Accounts: "Why were we charged this much last month and yet this month we are being charged a whole lot less?"
@penguin42 It's in South Yorkshire. I think the missus might notice me missing, let alone work. ๐คฃ
Morning All
OK, which of you bastards left the freezer door open last night? ๐ฅถ โ๏ธ
@ghostdancer It must have been pigging cold her last night because everywhere is permafrost.
@ghostdancer I wouldn't mind, but it was warming up!
Morning All
It's definitely getting lighter.
#TZAG
Morning ๐
Reading @chris's post, I was like ๐ง "Eight years?" then I looked, and I'm eight years in too!" I wonder if my time on identi.ca counts towards Fediverse association?
I keep asking the same question over and over again: How the fuck do people keep their jobs when they clearly don't know how to use the tools they are given?
๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ: "All of my documents have been corrupted! They all look like this.
๐ง "๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ'๐ท๐ฆ ๐ค๐ญ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐จ๐ณ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ณ๐ฌ๐ด ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ถ๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ค๐ณ๐ฆ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ."
๐ ๐ฒ: "I think I'll nip to the shop and get a bag of crisps and a flapjack."
๐ง "๐๐ช, ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ต๐ต๐ฐ๐ฎ. ๐๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ต๐ณ๐บ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต?"
Morning All
It's a touch frosty out there today.
#TZAG
Hey children. There never was any privacy on the Interwebs and for the vast majority there is no privacy and there never will be.
You are in an exclusive micro ecosystem if you know how to limit your footprint because pretty much everyone else couldn't care less.
If you have an ebay, Amazon or Big and Bouncey account we know who you are. ๐คฃ
Linux/FOSS user & advocate.Creative Commons suporter.Tech Junkie.I own far too many Raspberry Pi's.Former Podcaster.Well known for having outrageous views. If you don't like me, don't follow me. :-)๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฒ: "๐ ๐ฎ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ด๐ข๐บ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐'๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต๐ฉ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ณ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ด๐ข๐บ ๐ช๐ต!"๐๐น๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ป๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฒ: dick_turpin@castlecannon.house
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