Things are getting worse! Olives for lunch today.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-2024 22:22:11 JST dick_turpin
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-2024 19:29:37 JST dick_turpin
Thank The Pond Gods for DND!
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-2024 17:31:02 JST dick_turpin
New mug.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 17-Jun-2024 20:38:25 JST dick_turpin
For the love of The Pond Gods!
Classmates from 52 years ago are getting in touch on Fakebook.I'm impressed that I seem to have left a positive impression on these people.
"I remember you were cheeky."
No change there then. 🤣
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 18:28:25 JST dick_turpin
The wife dripped blood on the carpet.
I noticed she didn't go apeshit at herself, unlike she would have done if I'd bled everywhere. 🤣
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 18:28:19 JST dick_turpin
I am #WFH today. \o/
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 03:48:58 JST dick_turpin
@silkevicious Yeah, a couple of weeks.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 03:48:57 JST dick_turpin
@ghostdancer @silkevicious We mustn't laugh, right? She's currently drinking soup through a straw. 🙊
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 23:09:31 JST dick_turpin
@silkevicious Nowhere has the missus had a minor operation. I just went to fetch her.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 21:50:53 JST dick_turpin
I'm off today \o/
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 16:28:25 JST dick_turpin
@kevie @ken_fallon @hpr Maybe it's best I do a blog post?
I was planning on producing a text version for deaf or hard-of-hearing people Coz I'm surrounded by those types. 😉 🤣
I already have 974 words.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 06:25:46 JST dick_turpin
Paid a little bit over the odds for this case, but my @pimoroni #DuoBoard with two 4TB M.2 NVMe now looks like a really smart Micro NAS.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CQ66CP1Z?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 10-Jun-2024 23:06:50 JST dick_turpin
In an attempt to boost the company's morale and also take people's minds off the cold snap we are in, I have ordered Kazoos for the team to play Jerusalem.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 00:00:01 JST dick_turpin
What?
So the board is outside a jewellery shop offering to clean wedding rings etc. But if you have a toilet mind like I do the board can be read entirely differently. i.e "Come in and have your anus deep cleaned."
Sheesh, this translation lark is hard. No wonder there's wars. 🤣
It's not a joke if you have to explain it. 😭
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Friday, 07-Jun-2024 23:59:58 JST dick_turpin
@ghostdancer @andyc @tpheine @Paul "Perineum sunning" that made me laugh out loud.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Friday, 07-Jun-2024 21:56:23 JST dick_turpin
I'll just leave this here.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Friday, 07-Jun-2024 21:56:21 JST dick_turpin
Today, I have been signing for deliveries: Tony Blair. None of the drivers have batted an eyelid which is surprising given I have used R Stewart and M Mouse in the past. 🤣
I also use a false name on the web; it's hysterical when companies call here asking for that name, and people here go: "Who the hell is ......?"
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 23:51:16 JST dick_turpin
The boss is watching me at work today.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 03-Jun-2024 22:15:16 JST dick_turpin
𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝟭𝘀𝘁 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝗧.
𝗧𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁: "I have lost a batch of emails from 23.05. 23 to 22.05.24. They are in my archive, but I want them in my inbox. Can you move them for me, please?"
Apparently, I'm not allowed to say: "Drag them to your inbox, you utter fucktard!"
If you do 1st line support, whatever you are on, they're not paying you enough.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 20:47:23 JST dick_turpin
I dropped my Cafetiere this morning, which exploded into a bazillion pieces. 😞 ☕
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