Sunday dinner in the sun, nice. #uksun
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 09:41:23 JST dick_turpin
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 16:20:07 JST dick_turpin
Looking forward to another glorious day.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2024 00:24:54 JST dick_turpin
Just made myself the 2nd cup of tea so far and got milk all over my desk. 🤦♂️
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 21:34:27 JST dick_turpin
@morph I remember how, in the summer, there was a quarter inch of so-called cream on the top. 🤢
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 21:03:01 JST dick_turpin
Remember this warm-curdled shit we were forced to drink because classrooms don't have fridges.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 18:37:03 JST dick_turpin
Is £217 a disgusting markup to make on a laptop?
This why I got the handle dick_turpin 🤣
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 20:54:11 JST dick_turpin
The dog brought me lunch, tangy!
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 17:42:36 JST dick_turpin
@morph You can have some of ours if you like.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 17:27:37 JST dick_turpin
@morph Go on, you're gonna tell me you have sun too, aren't you?
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2024 17:23:19 JST dick_turpin
@silkevicious Morning from soaking wet West Midlandshire. 🌧️ ☔
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 13-May-2024 21:16:41 JST dick_turpin
You watch, I bet last week was our summer! 🇬🇧 🌞
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 16:50:33 JST dick_turpin
Must be lunchtime for Moi.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 14:01:18 JST dick_turpin
ROTFLMAO
One of my Directors has just said:
𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿: "Hang fire ordering, Pete, I've bought a couple of 4TB NVMe off eBay for £37 each."
𝗠𝗲: "WTF? They've gotta be fake!"
𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿: "Let's wait and see; they're due in this morning."
𝗠𝗲: "Is the fire brigade on speed dial ready for when you power them up?"
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 07:59:34 JST dick_turpin
And the weekend starts!
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 20:03:21 JST dick_turpin
@silkevicious Or they're lazy and don't clean their lists.
My favourite is when we get calls trying to sell us VOIP or Internet services:
𝗠𝗲: "I take it you didn't look at our website before calling us? We're an independent ISP and provide our own Hosted VOIP services in conjunction with BT Wholesale. I could more than likely sell that service to you far cheaper."
𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿: "Oh? Umm? Err? Ooh."
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 20:03:01 JST dick_turpin
I find it hysterical that a customer flounces off because they feel they can get a better service from someone else and then, six months later, start emailing you to buy advertising from them. 😱 🤦♂️ 🤣
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 07:13:04 JST dick_turpin
On a school night as well!
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 09-May-2024 07:07:12 JST dick_turpin
𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 unsubscribe from emails! Always add them to your junk senders list. If you unsubscribe, you are simply confirming that they have the correct address.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 08-May-2024 12:16:12 JST dick_turpin
We're screwed! It's that right to left rain.
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dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 22:12:33 JST dick_turpin
Blimey, are people still using identical?