ROTFLMAO
One of my Directors has just said:
𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿: "Hang fire ordering, Pete, I've bought a couple of 4TB NVMe off eBay for £37 each."
𝗠𝗲: "WTF? They've gotta be fake!"
𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿: "Let's wait and see; they're due in this morning."
𝗠𝗲: "Is the fire brigade on speed dial ready for when you power them up?"