Notices by dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)

@morph The EU will take anyone these days. 😉

That's not a tariff; that's a declaration of war!

Morning All
Now that's more like it.
#TZAG #Breakfast #Marmite

@basil I used to work just around the corner from the Marmite factory. The smell in the town was incredible. A mixture of beer and Marmite. YUM!

@basil Mate, a few of them were sludge when I poured them out.

I'm not a big beer drinker I prefer whiskey. I bought too many at Christmas.

@basil Yeah

Well, that's distressing. Had to throw a lot of beer away given it had: Best before 28-01-25 on them. 😭

@ken_fallon

I am not American. 😛
@basil

Morning All

So apparently, Kier Starmer has offered himself to Trump.

https://www.politico.eu/article/how-keir-starmer-buttered-up-donald-trump/

𝗜 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗡𝗢𝗧!

We have a laptop in, and the password is:

TheCompanyName12345 😱 🤦♂️

ROTFLMAO

Elon and Trump want to visit Fort Knox to double-check that there's actually some gold there.

This is comedy gold. I can't help it; I think he's hysterical.

Getting a tad frustrated. I need to send a PC to Health Spa, but I've no idea what cable to send for the monitor.

I purchased a domain for a customer, and I'm assured it's working, but the customer says she can't send it via it, which is holding me up from rolling it out to fourteen councillors.

And suddenly, I'm Accounts: "Why were we charged this much last month and yet this month we are being charged a whole lot less?"

@penguin42 It's in South Yorkshire. I think the missus might notice me missing, let alone work. 🤣

@kevie @luke @morph @Paul Morning. 👋

Morning All

OK, which of you bastards left the freezer door open last night? 🥶 ❄️

#TZAG

@ghostdancer It must have been pigging cold her last night because everywhere is permafrost.

@ghostdancer I wouldn't mind, but it was warming up!

Morning All

It's definitely getting lighter.
#TZAG

@ghostdancer @Paul

Morning 👋

Reading @chris's post, I was like 🧠 "Eight years?" then I looked, and I'm eight years in too!" I wonder if my time on identi.ca counts towards Fediverse association?