Notices by dick_turpin (dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk)

Morning All
Within two minutes, I wanted to go home.
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@luke The last time I swam in a Lido was 1978. TFFT! 🥶

@luke They breed em' tough where you come from.

Morning All
Time to get ready for the Bank Holiday weekend.
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Morning All
Can you believe it, I've had to put the heater on to warm my office up. 🙀
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@antiphase Mate, that carpet is so old I think it'll need sawing when it's eventually taken up. I doubt burning will work on it.

@morph May The Pond Gods shower you with gifts. 😃
@Paul

Morning All
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I have had a McD's sausage and egg McMuffin this morning. In my defence, there is no yoghurt, bread, and very little milk at #CastleCannon this morning.
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@Paul It's Friday. \o/

Hmm? I thought I muted Fedi Chick?

I wonder how many Facebook migrants the Fediverse is likely to get in the near future?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kglle0p3vo

Morning All

You know it's going to be a good day when two different scrap men argue over the IT crap you've chucked out.

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@kevie @ghostdancer Any chance you can have a word with the big man upstairs and:

1. Make 16:45 come quicker today.
2. Some decent sun for the weekend would be nice.
3. A decent win on the lottery.

Morning All

Happy Friday.

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I suppose it's not funny but. 🤣

BBC News: Man files complaint after ChatGPT said he killed his children
BBC News - Man files complaint after ChatGPT said he killed his children
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0kgydkr516o

Today's password is:

computersaysno1974#

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@morph The EU will take anyone these days. 😉

That's not a tariff; that's a declaration of war!

Morning All
Now that's more like it.
#TZAG #Breakfast #Marmite

@basil I used to work just around the corner from the Marmite factory. The smell in the town was incredible. A mixture of beer and Marmite. YUM!