@oshy lore from the year 2055: American children carry the Japanese alarm from Loli God Requiem, but instead of releasing an audible sound it triggers the explosive device that every pitbull gets along with its rabies songs.
@mischievoustomato@mitchconner legends say that, before the Hart-Celler Immigration Act of 1965, there were no black people at all in the United States
@kaia 1. Boring Freemason. 2. Solemn, kinda sad to be a Freemason. 3. Low-key delighted to be Mexican. Strongest chin. Strongest eyes. Most flowery. On drugs? 4. Freemason + Illuminati. Scream is good at first, but not metal as it looks to be in pain. Most hat.
@kaia actually #1 is most pleased to be a Freemason, not boring. I don't like Freemasons so I was slow to pick up on how nice the rays look on the forehead.
@sickburnbro@BroDrillard my maximum-charitable interpretations in general are >attacking civilians 1. Ukraine is trying to raise Russia's costs, for it to carry out war. It would be less humiliating to fight an invading army by attacking that army, and not attacking civilians far away from that army, but Ukraine's lost so hard at such fights that depleting Russia's will in other ways is still more plausible than Ukraine ever seeing a battlefield victory. This is evil and futile to the point that delusion AND drugs must explain it, but it at least has a plausible political justification. 2. Ukraine's military rests most heavily on deranged nationalist units that provide 'morale' (shooting Ukrainians that get routed or try to surrender) to the conscripts. Without random acts of terrorism these units would lose morale themselves and try to slink off the battlefield or coup Zelenskyy. Ukraine's defense relies on evil people, so Ukraine does evil things to keep the evil people satisfied. "Nationalist" is usually a very positive word around here, but Ukrainian nationalism is very special. Like, if a Texan shot up a mall in Louisiana, to praise the shooter would not become a litmus test for a patriotic Texan against the vicious fish-fucking swamp creatures just to the east and Lovecraft's sinking 'chocolate city'.
>attacking Russia's nuclear triad >attacking only the US-facing parts of Russia's nuclear triad, which does not even help Ukraine directly this is intended to bring NATO into the conflict, by 1. undermining Russia's nuclear deterrence. The nuclear triad was attacked and it didn't do anything! Early warning radars for ICBMs from the US into Russia, these were damaged and Russia didn't do anything! 2. provoking a response that, because western populations and leaders will simply not be informed of the provocation (or have it sufficiently emphasized for anyone to think about it), will lead to more "Putin has gone insane!" posts from idiots like Trump. What's fascinating is that the provocations, which are not causally tied in any way to the reactions, can still be used as propaganda in favor of Ukraine's military effectiveness.
>getting a better deal The math is "increase to western support for Ukraine > increase to Russian support for the SMO". At this point in the conflict I would not be confident in any math like that.
@p@PunishedD@egirlyuumimain this is a thing that really happens: >have a taxi deliver a burger >taxi gets your address wrong >you walk over to the address to get your burger >you meet the resident of the other address on the way. He is shamelessly walking while eating your burger my choice was to not get angry with the guy, and accept this as divine punishment for my wicked lifestyle. But this cost me eventually as the taxi service made so many mistakes that it began making it difficult for me to ask for my money back. Clearly I was the problem.
@Zergling_man the default security is tuned to airport charging ports I guess. I've all seen busses with charging cables for phones.
My mtp experience was >plug in phone >KDE can see its files after I permit that on the phone >rsync music with ... where is the mount? >kill a process to keep KDE from taking over mtp >fuse mount mtp >rsync music - too many open files >the mount itself is broken >umount, get KDE to give me a file manager again >find . -name '*.mp3' -print|tee not-flac-or-wav >rsync -a ./ --files-from=not-flac-or-wav CopyMusic >copy CopyMusic in KDE file manager >paste >paste doesn't work because the earlier fusemount rsync partially succeeded >delete all Music on phone >paste
I'm sorry, Sun Microsystems! Come back! I'll use NFS now and pretend to like it!
Embed this noticeof nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 12:28:50 JST
of nothingTrump: >Sometimes, you know, stealth, they do stealth. >I'm not a huge believer in stealth because stealth is basically a lot of it's the design and the shape. >So you're going to design an ugly plane for stealth reasons, and then six months later they're going to figure it out and then you're stuck with a plane. This got quoted without his two references to "they're going to figure it out". Yes, it's funnier to say that Trump has TERRIBLE TASTE and thinks that our VERY COOLEST LOOKING PLANES are UGLY but the more important thing that he's saying is that stealth doesn't work and that as a feature it's pointless. That's kind of a surprising thing for a US President to say. Because if stealth doesn't work then the planes are, besides being really cool-looking, also just worse at their intended roles.
@mischievoustomato Adam: God God: yes, Adam? Adam: Why did you make her so beautiful? She's so distracting. I can't stop looking at her. I can't stop thinking about her. This is really annoying. Why make her so beautiful? God: well, Adam, I made her beautiful so that you would love her. Adam: oh. Adam: well thanks, I guess. Adam: bot hey, God God: yes, Adam? Adam: why did you make her so dumb? She's so dumb. She talks all the time and it's just nonsense. She doesn't understand why I do things. She goes around poking bears. She's a hassle sometimes because she's so dumb. Why make her so dumb? God: well, Adam, I made her that way so that she would love you.
@icedquinn >fix up an old one wow, that's an awful thing to say about used goods. I mean pre-owned goods. I mean pre-enjoyed goods. I mean pre-loved goods. You'd rather have a brand new thing than a LOVED thing? A thing that someone loved? A thing that was loved before it was discarded for monetary compensation and held by a third party until you could pay 5% less for it than for a new thing?
Don't you know that new things are social constructs? "New" is not real. Nothing is new. All matter that you can see has been around for billions of years. Everything is used. Got a 'new' wooden chair? A tree was pre-loving that wood before you got it. Got a 'new' metal spoon? None of the metal is new.
But for your ILLUSIONS you would only buy goods produced under the Japanese occupation of Manchuria.
@tk now with twice the oxygen! Oxygen is so important for your body. It's the fuel for your cells. When your cells can't reliably get oxygen, they'll start getting it from sugar instead and become cancerous! Your body needs oxygen and water (H2O) delivers it - BUT, water also depletes your body's electrolytes. If you drink too much water, you can DIE. So how do you get enough water to cure cancer without getting so much water that you die? You need to put MORE OXYGEN in your water. Our oxygenated water (H2O**2**) has twice the oxygen of water, which delivers twice as much oxygen to your body. This does not need to be FDA verified. This is obviously true, chemically and mathematically.
@maija@BadFediPosts a. you do not, in fact, "have to hand it" to Pol Pot b. Communism is always bad c. indiscriminately killing intellectuals is always bad (expected position for a nerd on nerd twitter) d. secretly Chinese account is seething at Cambodians being mentioned. Why not "Mao was onto something"?? e. secretly alt-medicine account can't stop sneering at the idea of going to a doctor about your tongue fungus
@Etroe PLEASE leave the poop. Birds use it as a navigational aid. Reckless poop cleaning is how waterfowl get confused and fail to migrate for the winter.
If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.Splitting words so as to break the force of the laws; confounding names so as to change what had been definitely settled; practising corrupt ways so as to throw the government into confusion: all guilty of these things were put to death.Keep your safety in mind and don't make loud statements for which you might go to the places not-so-far-from-here, because there you will help no one.