Notices by Frank (frank@decayable.ink)

What if I ask them the breakfast question and then pinch their nipple really hard while they try to answer?

Well I don't know much about long-haired stuff but i bet they need brainz more than a regular zombie

I just wanted to say: the word zombies on the tl makes me happy.

There's an old saying that goes something like "welp, a soul is a soul"

Hey, want to write your name in the book?

Fun fact: Lovecraft was often so broke he would eat canned beans and later died of intestinal cancer.

Everyone's a gangster until you jot down their name in a book bound in human flesh.

I just want pay for things with teeth, but bitches won't accept them.

Right?

That sounds dangerously fr*nch Doll.

Can i buy Francos house?

Job? Didn't? Get? I'm really out of the loop. Anyway? Apply again but tell them you're trans.

I also make assumptions. I generally only communicate them through strange face gestures.

Imagine Bones

I just remembered I took vacation next week. One hour left and i get 7 flipping days off.

I'm going to waste them all.

Even Michael Caine is pissed.

We've actually had to make the hard decision to return her. She's an awesome little girl but she wants to eat our chickens. We will be taking her back tomorrow. We will donate a little money towards her adoption fee. She will be a great dog for someone that doesn't have small animals to worry about

She will be at the Shawano County Humane Society.

Sure. Beats working all night.

So go. Geez