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I like Fabledom. My little village is growing up so fast 🥲🥹

@ieure yeah i'm not seeing errors or failed jobs or anything

@mcc that is worth a call to the doctor

@mcc Dr. Mario

what the fuck

@MLE_online I have repeatedly had this same thought

I miss station wagons so much

@MLE_online oh no lemme go find it

@MLE_online ahhh no the saab looks nice. not my sorta thing but damn

@MLE_online goshhh i mean i try

I'm at the Pizza Hut
I'm at the weed dispensary
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut/weed dispensary

dreams do come true

@MLE_online big “i forced an AI to watch 10,000 hours of Mastodon” energy

@emilygorcenski LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO ME

@emilygorcenski i never asked for pronouns, but people keep using them around me anyways, fucked up tbh

@thomasfuchs say what now

@thomasfuchs LLM (large LEGO model)

@cwebber @mcc flashbacks to the "spatial navigation" debacle of 2006

i can't believe it's been 20 years and Nautilus (GNOME itself!) still sucks so much ass

(I know you didn't ask for this reply or to hear any of this, but sometimes I'm just floored and have to say something)

Fun fact: Neither Ruby nor Rails have any way to ask, "How many years ago is this datetime?"

Related fact:

irb(main):001> ActiveSupport::Duration.build(Time.utc(2023,12,5) - Time.utc(2003,12,5)) >= 20.years
=> true
irb(main):002> ActiveSupport::Duration.build(Time.utc(2023,12,5) - Time.utc(2004,12,5)) >= 19.years
=> false

(for the nitpickers—*strictly speaking* it's logical because Duration has no actual way of knowing how many leap years are involved. but goddamn.)

Early in the year of our Lord 2020 I had a mini-split heat pump installed in my cottage.

Late in the year 2023 I realized it could warm the cottage as well as cool it.

I have been a fool.

yeah that's right, i'm on the spectrum

@b0rk people are so joyless on this internet