Notices by json web tokin' (est@social.emily.news), page 2

I am so faded. and watching The Shining. and hoo boy this movie is ***staggering***

lmao there is literally no way to close either the modal dialog or the entire window, and the “Quit" option in the Dock just refuses because of the modal.

i can't believe it. Apple Home has somehow pulled a vi

okay it turns out that i can DRAG the modal downward and that somehow causes it to collapse back into the button it came from

i know i say this once a month or so, but: absolutely bananas behavior

ah, cool, apparently today's macOS Sonoma update will just straight up delete all your widgets

i haven't had the time and energy to continue working on the n-body simulator, so i just cranked it up to 1,000 bodies and watched for a while

y'all gotta stop reading that orange website

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lmao jeeeeeez

if you're controlling the iPad from your MacBook using Continuity, and the iPad goes to restart while your mouse is still over there, IT TAKES YOUR MOUSE DOWN WITH IT. you just lose that mouse cursor.

like, i just lost all ability to use the mouse or keyboard for a good two minutes here, until it timed out, I guess

@emilygorcenski swear to god i misread this at first as "beariad" (like if Homer wrote about large gay men)

Hey, auth experts, what's the *~*~ vibe ~*~* on passwordless auth using an email link? Would you use it on a Very Serious Website?

@shanselman this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen

in about five years it will no longer be possible to calibrate the Aranet 4 device properly because it assumes 420 ppm atmospheric CO₂

lol. lmao

Ruby people probably know you can `require "openuri"` and that lets you call URI::HTTPS#open.

But did you know that the type it returns changes based on how big the response is??? https://github.com/ruby/ruby/blob/cd67c0d2040f1ade0fe8b1533816281553bfe6e6/lib/open-uri.rb#L402-L414

So sometimes you can call, e.g., `stat` on the result. Sometimes not! You never know!

lol. lmao

@thomasfuchs i do like a really nice tilt-shift that renders star-bokeh surrounding a colorful galaxy

do this with a color shot!

unironically considering selling my services naming your dumb project so that people will stop picking bad names for thing. this entire FOSS endeavor has been going downhill since "free software”.

can't believe people are out there running something called "libreoffice” unironically

@emilygorcenski are you saying french spelling is a scam by Big Printing Press to sell more letters?

honestly, if y'all want this thing to work, you gotta stop calling it a “fediverse”—it sounds like it's all just FBI agents here or something

about to go into my most deranged David S. Pumpkins phase over here.

y'all have no idea how much I love fall. like it's absolutely unhinged. i am 100% gonna fill my ass with leaves.

THERAPIST: perhaps you’ve developed a talent for figuring out the worst possible thing to say in any given situation in order to deflect from your insecurity about never knowing the right thing to say.
ME: i cyberstalked you online so that i could look up pictures of your dad

@christi3k in the past, wives caught you out for tooting late at night based on smell alone