Ruby people probably know you can `require "openuri"` and that lets you call URI::HTTPS#open.
But did you know that the type it returns changes based on how big the response is??? https://github.com/ruby/ruby/blob/cd67c0d2040f1ade0fe8b1533816281553bfe6e6/lib/open-uri.rb#L402-L414
So sometimes you can call, e.g., `stat` on the result. Sometimes not! You never know!
lol. lmao