Far too few people understand the true secret to surviving social media with your sanity intact:
Don’t feed the trolls.
The idea is simple: If you’re not going to get anything beneficial out of continuing a conversation then don’t continue it. Don’t engage. Don’t reply. Let the idiot get the last word in. It’s no sweat off your balls.
I feel silly for giving such obvious advice, but the number of y’all who clearly don’t understand this is staggering.
(And of course, as a sometimes-troll myself, I thank you all for being so obtuse)