Notices by ↯ Klaatu - Some Brave Apollo ↯ (klaatu@noauthority.social)

@PNS and knowing is half the blowjob... err battle.

With Greta playing He-Man, that means the new and improved Ellen Page (alan page?) will be playing She-Ra. So bwave

[V1cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (west Halemaʻumaʻu crater) by USGS, your tax dollars at work keeping an eye on that active volcano.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HggWKlZv9yk

@PNS Yeah that one was retarded. There's an old saying that every 5 moves is equal to losing everything in a house fire.

@PNS
Couldn't happen to a nicer 3rd world house robber

@PNS "This town, is nothing but a ghost town" -- The Specials, circa 1983

@PNS
Absolutely true, I did not know about the 1 time use fan belt. That's insane. Anyone who's owned a classic car knows you just pop the hood and you can get around in there. We used to honestly joke that you could fit a 2nd engine under the hood if the car came with a smaller I6 or V8 motor. The 1970s smog hoses shit started making the engine bay unserviceable trend.

@PNS The walrus was Paul. They said so in a subsequent song. Goo goo ga-jube. (And that's the official spelling in the lyrics sheet).

The song with the K sound scat singing in it is Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo (Not 2B confused w/sports jam Rock and Roll Part 2) sung by guitarist Rick Derringer along with Texas albino legendary keyboardist (and Scientologist) Edgar Winter. Yeah the 70s Frankenstein jam song guy, not to be confused with his Texas albino blues legend guitarist bro Johnny Winters.

@ZeroSum06 @JimmyWalnuts then what is it measured in? All the stocks in the index are measured in Dollars. If its not a value factor then its volume of active trades which wouldn't be as significant to report as enthusiastically as they do.

@JimmyWalnuts @ZeroSum06 tell me you're a foreign agitator without saying so....

hmm...

label the meme as:

50.000$ instead of $50,000

Yep that'll do it.

Funny #Cat Videos😹#cutecats #funnycats
https://youtube.com/shorts/MvmwQ0aO-A4

Looks like @yukiame 's been busy again.
@Zennagain @PNS @halfpint

What Would you do with 32GB of RAM? lol.

@PNS
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Landshark
huh?
Candygram
Oh great (opens door)
Great White shark head eats Gilda Radner.
-- classic SNL skit circa 1976
(1st cast, Chevy Chase as the shark, debuted Nov 8, 1975)

Knock Knock
Who's There?
ICE
huh?
DoorDash
Oh great (opens door)
dun dun dah.....

"Flowers?"
"For whom?"
"Plumber, ma'am."
"You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
"No, I'm only a dolphin, ma'am."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_Shark_(Saturday_Night_Live)

Landshark - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_NS2H55dxI&t=2s

@PNS unless they're ice dressed up as doordash. Now that would be sneaky

@PNS they get the same. Everyone gets their private paradise and 72 virgin constructs that are something akin to an angel, djinn, or other supernatural thing. Like spiritual sex bots and servants. They are not people because then those people could never get their own paradise afterlife.

@PNS just shoot him he won't be missed

@PNS that horse should be named Strummer

#NYC Bans “FREE DELIVERY”… #Amazon Closes 7 Warehouses PERMANENTLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5fVe2jgSiU

#news hilarious retards.
@Pheonix @phoneboy @ryan
@thatlarryshow @Darren @PNS @viking @Dan_Ramos

@PNS @Max_Imum I have a new one that works with a certain F-Droid floss app (HTTP Request Shortcuts) that lets me post from a "Send To" target on Android phones. Good since bookmarklets don't seem to work on such browsers (no button bar). I also have others that log it to text files on my NAS box by pushing the call to a simple PHP webpage on it. Even can save notes in .org OrgMode format & sync 2 my phone.

HTTP Request Shortcuts
is a powerful & useful android app tool

https://f-droid.org/en/packages/ch.rmy.android.http_shortcuts/

@PNS I always wondered what happened to Miss Swan from Mad TV

@PNS no that would require using something physically like duct tape.