Notices by Richard (Dick) Johnson (richardjohnson@noauthority.social)

@flux_the_cat

I had a friend who had a 300ZX. Man, that thing was amazing.

Unfortunately both he and the car died when he hit a tree, and his head was crushed.

Remember kids, Oversteer is when you don't see the tree that kills you.

@EvolLove

Other: Martin Luther - The Jews and their Lies

@EvolLove I assure you, it is.

What even crazier is that it wasn't translated into English until less than 10 years ago.

And it's quite short.

@ILoveAmericaNews

I unironically had to explain to someone what the save icon was recently.

Made me feel pretty old.

@LukeAlmighty

Why would they stop beeping? Fire codes demand that smoke detectors be wired to permanent power. They have batteries in case the power goes out and a fire breaks out.

The constant power keeps them running, and acknowledging the low battery inside them.

@ILoveAmericaNews

Wow, that image is so saturated.

Looks totally skewed and unrealistic.

I love how MPV shows this icon at this time of year.

Merry Christmas from MPV!

Out of Touch Thursday

Hope you got a lot done this week.

Hey Robert,

Have you ever heard a slogan from people on the right, that is the equivalent of "Vote Blue no matter who"?

It must exist, but I can't come up with anything.

@ILoveAmericaNews

@EvolLove @ILoveAmericaNews

Elon Musk doesn't trust voting machines, for the same reasons that IT professionals don't trust smart speakers, internet connected cameras, etc.

@phnt

The yellow is the most important color, because that is the color used to print the tracking dots that can identify you as the person who printed the document.

@NEETzsche @pdp @ChristiJunior @LostShakerOfSalt

There's a reason the phrase "Epstein didn't kill himself" is so popular.

Either somebody killed him

Or he's not dead, he is an agent who now has a new identity.

What did she expect would happen?

@PNS Imagine paying $10+ for a cup of blended fruit...

There's nothing to fear.

There's an infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve.

This one is becoming an Evergreen Meme

@HiroProtagonist

TBF, I never specified who was wearing the high heels

@HiroProtagonist

High Heels

@LukeAlmighty

They think they'll get to live life on easy mode.

They don't realize that they already were.

Mock them relentlessly, then mock them some more